Right or Wrong...You Decide.

[Trem]

Some of you may know that my mum is a bit mental. She doesn't seem to think the way normal people do.

So she has just got back from holiday, before going she asked my son (4 in September) what he wanted "BEN 10 FIRE TOY!!!" he said, thats all he wanted. My mum said "fine I will get it from Woolies".

So she came round on Monday bearing gifts, she got me my usual fudge and nougat and she got my son a Ben 10 watch with things you clip onto it, it wasn't the fire thing (I did go to Toys R Us after she left to get him a fire Ben 10 because I really am that soft) but it was a good toy and I reckon about £20. She got him that and also a Chinese Transformer copy, she gets one of these every time she goes away. I am sure there must be a stall in Wales called 'Toys to Kill and Poison Your Child R Us', these Transformers get put in the bin as soon as she leaves.

The Transformer toy is the problem you may ask yourself, well no, she also bought him something else. Now before you look below to see what it is let me go over a main point, my son is 3 and a half.

So you decide shall I give the itmes below to my son or not, do you all think like me and Samm do where he may quite like them but holy christ there is no way hes having them -

Thats right its a bag full of cocks made to look like dummies. Is it wrong that we don't want him wandering around the house sucking on a little cock-dummy?

My mums reason for getting them was that "he likes saying todger doesn't he" yes mum he does like saying todger but it doesn't mean you should dash out and buy him a dildo and lube or even a bag of cocks made to look like dummies.

 

[Ch3tan]

Because I cannot even begin to fathom why you are even asking whether to give them to him or not (not just your mum that's a bit mental? ), I am instead going to focus on the Omnitrix watch. It's cool. But it ain't £20.

 

[mycenae]

its definitly wierd.....don't give them to him....please.

 

[TdC]

lol, tbh I think she's majorly pulling your leg



but having said that, no, I would not give that to my child if I had one, or to any child. I've seen chocolates cast in the form of coxen, penises (penii?) what have you, and apparently certain types of ladies get a huge laugh out of getting and eating them, but no, not in a million years would I get those that for a child. Let alone a dummy in the shape of one.

 

[tris-]

i wouldnt give it to the child.
the reason being wheres the quality check on these things? whos approving them? how do you know theyre safe?

i dont think it looking like a cock is a problem really.

 

[Darthshearer]

Trem mate

You really are a legend, when I saw that I pissed my pants literally. Your little lad has a great mum and dad

 

[Trem]

Because I cannot even begin to fathom why you are even asking whether to give them to him or not (not just your mum that's a bit mental? ), I am instead going to focus on the Omnitrix watch. It's cool. But it ain't £20.

It isn't the watch, he had the watch ages ago, its a watch thing that has different bits that clip onto it and makes a noise when he punches. Also I thought maybe it would be a bit of fun or maybe unfair on my mum to not give them to him and believe me she will ask if he liked his willies.

Trem mate

You really are a legend, when I saw that I pissed my pants literally. Your little lad has a great mum and dad

Thanks chum, long time no see luv.

ol, tbh I think she's majorly pulling your leg

She was deadly serious and my mum doesn't do leg pulling, it may feel like she is sometimes but she really isn't. She truly thought it was a good idea.

 

[Will]

I added a poll. I felt it was the right thing to do.

 

[Olgaline]

Your pulling our collective legs ?
thats just not right ....

 

[Tom]

This thread could only come from Trem. In fact I begin to doubt it's veracity.

 

[.Wilier.]

Mate, its wrong on soooooo many levels......please dont give them to him!!

 

[ECA]

I dont think it would have any long lasting mental effect on your child, but I do think it may scar you for life.

 

[Chilly]

fucking lol. Your mum is a comedy genius.

 

[Debaser]

This reminds me, I keep meaning to check the novelty Willies ilse in Woolworths.

 

[Scouse]

I now know where the phrase "go suck a bag of cocks" comes from.

Now, if you could get her to find some candy vaginas would you object so much?

 

[Ch3tan]

This reminds me, I keep meaning to check the novelty Willies ilse in Woolworths.

I will be scouring the stockroom tomorrow and will report back my findings.

 

[Olgaline]

tbh, what we need is a validity pic, that bag, and hand written note with some reference to FH and your hand holding it, "pref with you innit, altho if your shy a hand will do.

And yes the child wont care or know the difference at age 4 as he/she has nothing to assosiate it with the best example of this is the "the Jar"
but for you as the parrent, heh, well enough said ......

most will already know this: so cba to explain

 

[old.user4556]

Can you IMAGINE the best man's speech at your son's wedding?

"... and then I found out he used to suck cock as a child! ... "

TREM, I WARN THEE ! ...

 

[Ch3tan]

Can you IMAGINE the best man's speech at your son's wedding?

"... and then I found out he used to suck cock as a child! ... "

TREM, I WARN THEE ! ...

It may well be a civil ceremony if he lets him have them.

 

[Jupitus]

My lad has the Ben10 wrist thingy too

As for the coxx0rs, once again Trem single handedly takes over the 'threads to read before you die' top 10

 

[Darthshearer]

It may well be a civil ceremony if he lets him have them.

Class

We should have a gold section for threads like there

 

[Trem]

tbh, what we need is a validity pic, that bag, and hand written note with some reference to FH and your hand holding it, "pref with you innit, altho if your shy a hand will do.

Well look at my tattoo thread then look at the kitchen surface in both pictures. Do you really think I would dream up something like this? If I was going to do a lying thread it would be about my great sexx0ring or massive c0x0r.

It may well be a civil ceremony if he lets him have them.

Thats what me and Samm are having, oh god the gayness begins

 

[throdgrain]

I'm suprised non of this lot have said it's perfectly alright, and defended gay rights to be honest

 

[TdC]

I'm soooooo tempted to do some more of the eurodisney pics. You're saved by the fact I'm at work, Tremlar!

 

[nath]

I'm suprised non of this lot have said it's perfectly alright, and defended gay rights to be honest

Yes yes, and the gay muslim terrorists took our jobs. Go back to your daily mail dear, nurse will be in with your ovaltine soon.

 

[Darthshearer]

Yes yes, and the gay muslim terrorists took our jobs. Go back to your daily mail dear, nurse will be in with your ovaltine soon.

I hope thats not true Throd

 

[Draylor]

Its another "I laughed so much I had to go wash away the tears running down my face" Trem thread.

 

[MYstIC G]

No, don't give them to him... he suffers enough having a Trem like you for a Dad

 

[TdC]

tbh I'd not mind having Trem as a dad (o0 what am I saying!!)

it's a child's win-win situation now: withhold sweets = therapy, fires, poo on the walls. tattoos. give sweets = therapy, fires, poo on the walls, duran duran posters.

 

[Trem]

I got to nursery last Monday and all the staff were asking me how my dog was as I passed them. I thought thats a bit strange how do they know my dog has been to the vets for an operation.

I arrive at my sons nursery room and go in, the girls are giggling and one of them asks how my dog is. I say "how do you know my dog has been to the vets?" and the nursery nurse says "Dan has told us your dog has had his balls off". Even that shocked me, obviously Dan had over heard me talking to someone and telling them my dog was having his balls off.

Its quite a posh nursery he goes to as well.

The above proves I must be a great dad