Riddle

[CorNokZ]

Why are pants gay?

Spoiler

Because they are always in the closet

 

[georgie]

Isn't that a joke not a riddle?

Please be aware that I use the term "joke" very loosely.

 

[Huntingtons]

dont you mean: "why are my parents gay?"

 

[old.Tohtori]

A riddle would've been:

What has two legs, lives mostly inside the closet, yet is very happy?

Answer: Gay pants

Or gay boogieman. But..you know...semantics.

 

[tris-]

knock knock
whos there
the interrupting cow
the inter

MOOOOOOOOOOOO

did you hear about the man with no ears?
neither did he

THANK YOU.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hey! Joke wars!

tris- walked into a straight bar...bada-tsh!

 

[Dukat]

As soon as I saw the title of this thread I couldnt help thinking...

Near a tree by a river theres a whole in the ground,
where an old man of aran goes around and around..

OH FFS Now I've got that stupid bloody song stuck in my head

DAM YUUO

 

[Nate]

Why did the Chicken cross the road? KFC's on this side!

 

[tris-]

why did the pigeon cross the road?

it was having sex with the chicken.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Why did the Punk cross the road?

He was stappled to the chicken.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Pimp who bought a Warehouse?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Why is marrage like a Hurricane?

It starts off with alot of sucking and blowing, but ends with you loosing your house.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Why are a deck of cards like women?

You need a Heart to love them.
A Diamond to marry them.
A Club to knock her out.
And a Spade to hurry the bitch.

 

[liloe]

As soon as I saw the title of this thread I couldnt help thinking...

Near a tree by a river theres a whole in the ground,
where an old man of aran goes around and around..

Stuck in my head aswell now :<

 

[Nate]

is that bury for spade binks?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

yeah, thanks for pointing that out. A spade to burry her.
Course, hurry her onto the next life could wor too.

Still have to figure where the jokers fit into that joke too.

 

[Huntingtons]

how do one wor something?

you needa fix your brain and your keyboard

 

[old.Tohtori]

Still have to figure where the jokers fit into that joke too.

The ones you need to divorce her.

 

[Ezteq]

well i thought tris's joke was excellant, it brought me to mind of something that happened when I was dancing in Madame Courgette-de Croque's chorus line just after the start of the war, we were all smearing our legs with gravey seeing as stockings were rationed and none of us could afford them and Sally Anne Pant-Whistle was just drawing the line up the back on my leg in eyeliner when her hand slipped and she grazed my MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!