Revenge prank help..

[scoop]

Hiya,

Last monday started me job.. My girlfriend decided it would be funny to send me a bunch of flowers.. as im a guy everyone found it funny!

Anyway when she gets back from holiday she is also starting a new job. Will be managing in a pub if that helps. Any suggestions of what i could send / do to her?

Cant let her get one over on me!

 

[nath]

A giant purple dildo.





Just thought I'd get that out there before anyone else does :/

 

[Chilly]

agree with nath, send her a nice dildo in a box and make sure she opens it at work in front of everyone!

 

[Espen]

too bad its a girl or you could send her a strippogram congratulating on "coming out of the closet"

 

[scoop]

"A giant purple dildo."

Haha that reminds me of a scene in the office of a giant cock that dawn and her bloke bought Tim.. might just have to do that one.. maybe a blow up doll too haha

 

[old.Tohtori]

Have to agree. A delivery man, brown letter, one dildo.

Purple. Giant.

 

[Espen]

make it one of those with a wireless remote control. so someone can start it up as soon as she takes it out... (pref one with BIG ROTATING movement)

 

[TdC]

imo you should send her a strippergramme every hour. show her who's boss and all that

 

[Brynn]

agree, a dildo in a brown jiffy bag

 

[Guest]

go in to the bar naked, telling her that you thought she said it was a "nudist" bar

 

[babs]

Get a mate to walk in when it's busy dressed as a delivery driver. He shouts her name followed by 'I've got 2 barrels of KY Jelly out here and a box that's starting buzzing, where do you want it?'

 

[Brynn]

Get a mate to walk in when it's busy dressed as a delivery driver. He shouts her name followed by 'I've got 2 barrels of KY Jelly out here and a box that's starting buzzing, where do you want it?'

thats better than just a dildo!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

A punch in the face.

Then watch her explain to her mates where she got it from, pure comedy!