Revenge of the Greys (well maybe greens...)

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gibberish

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Let me just give you a little bit of background.......

We are a fairly new and small guild with only perhaps 12 or so members and last night our GM (Atlas) had arranged a guild hunt (or so we thought) out in the Upplands.

Upon arriving at the keep however, he had decided that our small expedition was going to 'port out to Albion instead.

Our group at this moment consisted of 4 players between 32 and 35 plus a 32 Healer being played by a youngster who has never played a healer before, his one and only char being a lvl 10 Runie, we also had a lvl 10 zerker and his lvl 10 buffbot Shaman with us.

So then, over we 'ported. Upon arriving at the TK we waited for buffs before heading out to Hadrians Wall, our skald scouting ahead, when suddenly the shout came over of enemies ahead...

Skidding to a halt we saw a group of purple players, a highlander called Gorf, an avalonian ( called Usp)and another player (a Hibbie I think).

Pausing momentarily before ( I thought ) fleeing I was more than a little dismayed 2 see Atlas cast his hammers at the group of 3 players. As I went in to zerk mode, the words "Shit...shit....shit..." kept going repeatedly through my head.

Anyway, my first target was the highlander Gorf, swinging my axes I charged only to find that some of the group were now mezzed. Luckily however myself and the skald with us (dropdead) were in melee range of Gorf and, being unmezzed, started to lay in with, to my surprise, some success.

Anyway just as I thought Gorf was going to finish me, like a miracle from the gods, my health bar goes up and I realise to my surprise, that not only is the healer un-mezzed but bless the youngser, he has the presence of mind to throw me a heal.

A short time later Gorf bites the dust and dropdead and myself, now abley backed up by the 2 thanes and with our runie casting like a demon, turn our attention to the second Alb (Usp?)He goes down in a flurry of blows and spectacular spells but at this moment of triumph and with my blood pounding I am wickedly felled by the Hibbie who until this point has stood off from the battle. Having accomplished this though he brings himself to the attention of my guild mates who proceed to exact a swift and terrible revenge upon him.

After being rezzed the group turns from Hadrians Wall and starts to head back to the mile gate when our skald spots another purple elf who promptly tries to flee from the group. Giving chase with the skald speed and a couple more hammers cast from the thanes we soon overtake the elf called Kesicay and make short work of him.

Our good guild buddie Otrotord the lvl 10 zerker decides at this point to depart and return with his shaman back to our fair lands to try and get some xp and so ther rest of us, wishing him luck, wave him good bye..........

Alas now my tale takes a turn for the worse as, bouyed up by our successes, we turn to hunt for more prey. Our search takes us close to a keep where dropdead the skald gets too close to its walls and brings upon us the attention of the gaurds.

One very brief fight later we all lie dead, having acheived little more than distracting the gaurds long enough for our healer to make his escape. He duly returns to rezz us and we move away from the keep in to the trees to recover.

And this now is the really sad part because just as we were ready to move out and gad been freshly re-buffed by Hopeless our healer we were set upon by five purple Hibbies. Now whether or not they were out there looking for us in response to our killing of Kesicay earlier or whether they had been drawn to our group by the sight and sounds of our healers buffs I do not know...........

Suffice to say they made short work of our poor grey asses and we were soon wingign our way back to Merry Mid.

And so here ends the tale and the moral of this story? You dont have to be 50 and uber to have fun in RVR

It was a great night - not naive enough to think that all my RVR nights are going to be as good or enjoyable - but you take the good with the bad and boy was last night good......

We also went up quite a few levels in our RR's and earned a few RSP's to boot
 
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Brannor McThife

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Just wait for the next patch when level to-hit is removed. Then you can form a L30-40 Zerg aand go crazy out there. ;)

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old.willowywicca

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Usp is most definitely not a stinking alb ;) and he'd keeel everyone!! so prob was someone else
 
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The Real Redi

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Nice! even though you did fell a couple of albions, it still makes me smile when someone else my age is enjoying the frontier :)

I often wander up to Hadrians solo, so i may have spotted your little squad before now, but if i had, and your healer had shown himself, his sorry arse would be mounted above my fire! :whip:

Well, seeing as some of you are 35 and under, if you ever fancy a stroll around Caledonia, remember its mine, and the last lot of intruders carved some rude words into the gates, but my dog walkers, gamekeepers and ground staff will keep me informed!
 
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VidX

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Originally posted by old.willowywicca
Usp is most definitely not a stinking alb ;) and he'd keeel everyone!! so prob was someone else

Well... Yip, I'm a Hib, and this is what happenned from my side :)

I was wandering around in HW, as HDS and a few others were attempting to take Beno at the time, and Cranky and I saw some silly Albs running around in their own frontier (shock, dismay!)

We lost them around the HMG, so we split up (Actually, Cranky stealthed and I lost him :) ) and then I got a death message that Kaulso had been killed by the Albs.

So, I headed to the T junction at the road to MPK/HPK and saw a yellow-con Briton there, and she looked to be a Cleric.

Being behind her, I decided to get in range of her and hopefully stun/DD. But I then saw another Alb surrounded by Mids, one in zerk mode.

I saw that the Cleric was not doing much, so I took her out (not for dinner, though if she was a Hib I would gladly offer to :) ).

Then, checking the con on the Mids, I saw that they were all grey, and that the surviving Alb was standing on Kaulso, messing up his nice cloak!

So, looking for revenge for Kaulso's cloak, I helped the Mids do away with the Alb.

Then they decided to try attacking me! 3 in melee, 1 shaman deciding to try to DoT me, and a dwarf healer (I think) obviously trying to stun me (hmm... grey vs my 26% body and spirit resists...).

So, just to let you guys know, please don't try to melee me if you are grey, you just don't have the 1000+ HP needed to survive the single pbaoe that I need to do to kill you, the shaman got the agro from my pet (the DoT was the first thing to hit me) and the healer, alas, fell under 1 DD.

Sorry guys, was gonna leave you alone, but you attacked first :(

Good job on the Alb you were fighting when I arrived though, shows that grey-cons are dangerous in numbers :)

/salute

[edit] Glad to see you guys had fun, that's what this game is about :)

You guys in any of the BG's? Will hopefully see you there with my Shade, I'll /wave to you, as you seem like a nice bunch :)
 
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Madonion Slicer

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Woo hoo my DOT actually hit you???

I have respect for you USP you did not spam laugh my lvl10 ass and i did of course know i stood no chance in hell but hey it was fun anyway, give me about 2 months and we see if it has the same ending, oh i was also the Berserker lvl10 who died much quicker than the Shaman.

/bow
 
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gibberish

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Oops sorry Usp - did not mean 2 mistake u for an Alb - just saw the name in my mssg box and assumed it woz one of the Albs.

Anyway, much respect and kudos and thanks (belatedly) for your help. Didnt realise it at the time and even if I had I doubt whether I could have stopped the by now blood-crazed slash-everything-in-sight group from attacking you.

Anyways

/salute
 
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gibberish

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Redi

Would love to come to visit your private villa in Caledonia one day - just seems soo empty there tho. Still we'll pop in to say hello soon maybe
 
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The Real Redi

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well, let me know, ill put the kettle on...

SO I CAN TIP BOILING OIL ON YOU FROM THE GATEHOUSE! :twak:

heh, sorry, I'm a genial host, and i dont have many dinner engagements, or ambassadors visiting the next few nights... ah, thursdays a no, Jupitus & Lunars wedding... <thumbs thru diary...> ahmmm.... well, im free other than that, i believe, apart from sunday, but then again, like anyone works on a Sunday! :rolleyes:

toodle pip...

(ps - prepare to be handed your arses on chain, as i can't use plates... ;) )
 

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