Removing wax..

[fettoken]

So, i did a really really stupid thing today (Epic failure you could say). Had some hair i wanted to get rid of in an unwanted spot. But i failed miserably, resulting in horrible pain and a great deal of wax being left and sticking together my bollock and thigh and making it generally sticky down there. How the hell do i remove wax without exposing my nether region to excessive pain?




p.s. Laugh and die.

 

[Lamp]

there's probably some chemical that will safely dissolve it

phone your local beauty parlour, tell them you've ballsed up waxing your shnutz and can they recommend anything over the phone or do you need to make an appointment to see them (they'll give you the paper bag for your head). Or see your doctor. Either way its 10 on the Richter scale of embarassment.

 

[Aoami]

acid

 

[Ezteq]

omg ok not laughing at you, laughing with you; have to admit it is funny hehe

OK um have you tried just gently soaking it off with warm water? also with most home waxing kits there are parafin wipes that clear up the spillages/residue, did any of them come included? there should be advice on the packaging r.e. what to do in this...possibly not this actual because I doubt it happens regularly, but a similar situation.

 

[Urgluf]

isn't your girl in an other country? why bother?

 

[megadave]

hahahaha

 

[fettoken]

there's probably some chemical that will safely dissolve it

phone your local beauty parlour, tell them you've ballsed up waxing your shnutz and can they recommend anything over the phone or do you need to make an appointment to see them (they'll give you the paper bag for your head). Or see your doctor. Either way its 10 on the Richter scale of embarassment.

I´ll have a looksie in the phone book and see if there is some place i can call, good idea. Just don't want to walk down there (walking is a pain), but if i have to i have to.. i guess.

omg ok not laughing at you, laughing with you; have to admit it is funny hehe

OK um have you tried just gently soaking it off with warm water? also with most home waxing kits there are parafin wipes that clear up the spillages/residue, did any of them come included? there should be advice on the packaging r.e. what to do in this...possibly not this actual because I doubt it happens regularly, but a similar situation.

Water cleared a little of it, but its still sticking together like hell. And there were no wipes that came with it either

isn't your girl in an other country? why bother?

Well, i was bored and had some time to throw away so to speak. Hey at least it smells of strawberries down there XDDD

 

[leviathane]

lol hahaha, you not heard of veet hair removal cream?

 

[Bahumat]

I used to use Dax wax on my head hair. This was a style product (not to rip the hair out!). The stuff was extremely difficult to get out, however I did find a solution.

Rub some shampoo onto the affected area (do not use any water just yet). When you rub it around, it will start to foam and it seems to help dissolve the wax. If you then add a little water it should help wash away the wax.

This will not remove 100% of the wax, but it should help alot.

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Boiling water?

 

[CorNokZ]

I had the same problem half a year ago with my ass cheeks..

 

[Ezteq]

fett, what brand was the wax? maybe we can all google it or something and see if one of us can come up with an how do I undo it or something?

 

[Cadelin]

Wax is made up of long chains or carbon. These do not dissolve in water. Soap is made up of a long chain of carbon with a charged bit at one end. The charged bit dissolves in water and the long chain dissolve in wax thus allowing you to remove the wax.

You can therefore remove the wax with just soap and warm water. The water doesn't need to be hot (40C is fine). Rub on lots of soap then wash off and repeat many times, it will work in the end.

Spoiler

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[adoNix]

roflcopter!

 

[Bahumat]

roflcopter!

 

[liloe]

Sorry mate, but I just laughed like 5 minutes ^^

Reason: I saw the thread name and I thought: "Wow, I'm gonna post something stupid, like: Don't wax your balls then …

…but well, there was no need anymore =)

Sry, still laughing ^^

But from what I know of wax (used on the legs at least) it can be removed with warm water (well at least from Veet).

 

[Ezteq]

tbh home waxing kits suck, i tried one before i went on holiday a few years ago. It said not to shave the area for a week or so before waxing so I waxed them, nothing happened except I was left with a very hairy gooey leg Oo

 

[liloe]

tbh home waxing kits suck, i tried one before i went on holiday a few years ago. It said not to shave the area for a week or so before waxing so I waxed them, nothing happened except I was left with a very hairy gooey leg Oo

Hm, the one my gf uses works fine tbh and the result is much better than with shaving. I guess it depends on the brand.

 

[Edmond]

I spilt wax on my carpet a few months back, i got it off with a hot iron and kitchen roll in between

You could give it a go?





oh, and.....HaaHaaHaaHaaHaaHa




(sorry....Hee Hee)

 

[fettoken]

I am getting kind of used to it now, its not that uncomfortable after a while xD
But, i will try to get it off tonight. Apparently there should have been some wet tissues with the package (veet i think) but they were not there >_<. If i can't, you´ll just have to call me Fettobob Stickypants.

 

[fettoken]

Actually, its getting less and less sticky. Its disappearing.. somewhere.

 

[CorNokZ]

Boiling water did the job for me

 

[Huntingtons]

pouring boiling water on your balls does seem like a brilliant idea at first, but trust me, you dont want to go down that road.

 

[Lamp]

You end up looking like this:

 

[Ezteq]

rofl how'd it turn out, are you still bollockly impared?

 

[Mikah75]

that's pretty damn funny
if it was on clothing or soemthing I'd be able to help you.. piece of paper on top and iron over, the heat makes the paper soak up the grease completely, but I don't think this is going to work on this occasion

Maybe you should go to a saloon and get it sorted.. can't go around with wax on your nuts for long.

 

[Lamp]

All you can do is hope there's a powercut soon. No need to try to find candles ! Just light yer pubes !

 

[WiZe^]

Boiling water did the job for me

Bolling oil is better tbh

 

[fettoken]

rofl how'd it turn out, are you still bollockly impared?

Its ok now, i washed some and it were gone over night.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Its ok now, i washed some and it were gone over night.

And now it's absorbed into your testies, which means the next time you let one go, you'll be spewing aloe vera all over your duvet