Question Reflexology

[Calaen]

So I am looking for something to do with my spare time!!

Does anyone have any experience with Reflexology?

Your thoughts/opinions would be welcomed!

 

[nath]

It's most likely all a load of bollocks. Clinical trials find no evidence for its efficacy: Is reflexology an effective intervention? A system... [Med J Aust. 2009] - PubMed result

 

[Scouse]

Load of shyster bullshit, just like homeopathy.

To be fair, it doesn't do as much harm as homeopathy as you won't stop taking real medicine because of it - but if you're in pain or have an injury go see a physiotherapist

 

[Wij]

Total crock of shit. Look up its history. It was actually invented quite recently for fat profits Penn and Teller cover it on one of the early shows.

My boobology though is an ancient mystical art which I made up the other week where I cure all ladies ails by massaging women's breasts gently with my healing hands (or bellend). It works because the nerves in the boobs are connected to every other nerve in the body.

Also, I'm suffering from something or other so if any young ladies out there are experts in cockology could they come round ?

 

[Calaen]

I wasn't going into it for medical reasons, it was from a relaxation stance.

I plan to train in Indian head massage, hot stone massage and finally swedish massage.

If I get people paying me for things they themselves consider helpful to their ailment I won't turn it away obviously but my primary reasoning is stress relief.

Yes they can destress themselves, but some people have more money than sense and I might as well take advantage of that!

 

[Wij]

Boobology is better. I teach at very reasonable rates.

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

I'm a fan of deep head massage therapy myself.

 

[Wij]

I'm a fan of deep head

*fall off chair*

 

[russell]

Its good. It doesn't tickle and puts you in a heightened state of relaxation -it may well be a load of bollocks medically- but physically it rocks. I have never been so relaxed after one session.

 

[Wij]

Its good. It doesn't tickle and puts you in a heightened state of relaxation -it may well be a load of bollocks medically- but physically it rocks. I have never been so relaxed after one session.

...Yes, I greatly enjoyed our boobology session too.

 

[rynnor]

Some of the oils are toxic - dont use em on pregnant women and all blokes should avoid Lavender oil because its treated by the body as synthetic oestrogen and gives you boobs

 

[old.Tohtori]

What is this exactly? Or in lose terms even.

Some form of relaxation method(as the name would suggest)? Thai chi of some sort?

In any case, considering your "use advantage of people" method, i'd drop that. If you know it's hocum, sell it on it's own merits, not on bullcrap.

So for example if the workout(or some such) does relax you, just call it that, but don't add fancy "miracle cure" just to fool people.

 

[russell]

...Yes, I greatly enjoyed our boobology session too.

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So did I - your boobies were magnificent

 

[TdC]

it's all the lavender oil he anoints himself with

 

[xane]

Total bollocks. However, a foot massage is quite relaxing, but just another placebo remedy.

 

[old.user4556]

YouTube - Billy Connolly - Aroma Therapy

 

[Wij]

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So did I - your boobies were magnificent

Did you get my nip-hairs out of your teeth yet ?

 

[Gumbo]

Do you know what they call alternative medicine which is proven to work?

Spoiler

Medicine.

 

[russell]

Did you get my nip-hairs out of your teeth yet ?

Kinda. Found one this morning whilst flossing thoughHad to use the pliers to get it out- man your nip hairs are like cable ties!

 

[Lethul]

and finally swedish massage.

Woot, what is Swedish massage?

 

[ECA]

Do you know what they call alternative medicine which is proven to work?

Spoiler

Medicine.

All lies, big medicine just doesn't want it's stranglehold on government contracts exposed by such techniques as acupuncture, chi balancing and so on.

LET THE POWAAAAAAH OF JESUS HEAL YOUR SCEPTICISM MY BROTHER!

Spoiler

 

[Wij]

Do you do happy finish Cal ?

 

[Calaen]

I would imagine that depends on whether I have my cock in there mouths while touching them up

 

[Wij]

Givf 'swedish' girlboy !!!!1