old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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Played this Rockstar mash during my vacvac, completed to somewhere near the 60% mark(so enough to do a valid poke at it).
Not going to go with a long winded explanation and just list some positively nagatives. Some tl:dr at end;
+ Wild west thene carries well, even to late hours.
+ You will play for late hours, the GTA formula is a lifesucker in any format.(not necessarily good)
+ Some nice humor.
+ New'ish features that work quite well in this sort of thing atleast.
+ Big land.
- Big land, yeah, it's a twinblade of a thing.
- Insta kills come too often. Getting killed by semi-ninja dogs when you're in a fight isn't nice.
- Story is a bit, well, meh. Some nice stuff in there, but mostly you're bored to tears just to hear "And now we ride there and shoot x up".
- Everything, from minigames to weapon upgrades(so called there of), seem pointless. You kioll everything with one shot really and what thing shoots the bullets makes little difference. Minigames give you money, nothing mroe really...
- ...which is rather pointless. Safehouses are dirt cheap, missions pay ridicilous and added to a couple of minigames, you'll be rolling in sterling and aid-packs. Challenge -> window -> out.
- Customisation is...well..it would be nice if there was any. Some outfits, which most are either ridicilous to get, ridicilously useless or just poor variations to original. Only real thing i found was the eleggant suit, which hepls you cheat in poker, which bringsmore money and..look up for point.
- Skinning and flower gathering, pointless as it brings you...more money!
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In a tl:dr fashion - It's a GTA type of game, with lots of things to do, but with everything seeming pointless. Will waste hours of your life, but waste in this case is an actual waste. Will/might entertain, but in no meaningful way. Seemingly a fast, cheap copy of GTA and in dire need of a rewrite, with less focus on long winded story and huge lands of nothing, and more focus on content.
I would entertain a 3.5/5 score for it, simply because it is still fun, but it's not good fun which leaves you layng there like a cheap hooker.
Borrow it, don't buy it.
(Oh and, you can't get it on with hookers 'cause the guy is married. Stop marrying my sandbox rpg guy!
)
Not going to go with a long winded explanation and just list some positively nagatives. Some tl:dr at end;
+ Wild west thene carries well, even to late hours.
+ You will play for late hours, the GTA formula is a lifesucker in any format.(not necessarily good)
+ Some nice humor.
+ New'ish features that work quite well in this sort of thing atleast.
+ Big land.
- Big land, yeah, it's a twinblade of a thing.
- Insta kills come too often. Getting killed by semi-ninja dogs when you're in a fight isn't nice.
- Story is a bit, well, meh. Some nice stuff in there, but mostly you're bored to tears just to hear "And now we ride there and shoot x up".
- Everything, from minigames to weapon upgrades(so called there of), seem pointless. You kioll everything with one shot really and what thing shoots the bullets makes little difference. Minigames give you money, nothing mroe really...
- ...which is rather pointless. Safehouses are dirt cheap, missions pay ridicilous and added to a couple of minigames, you'll be rolling in sterling and aid-packs. Challenge -> window -> out.
- Customisation is...well..it would be nice if there was any. Some outfits, which most are either ridicilous to get, ridicilously useless or just poor variations to original. Only real thing i found was the eleggant suit, which hepls you cheat in poker, which bringsmore money and..look up for point.
- Skinning and flower gathering, pointless as it brings you...more money!
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In a tl:dr fashion - It's a GTA type of game, with lots of things to do, but with everything seeming pointless. Will waste hours of your life, but waste in this case is an actual waste. Will/might entertain, but in no meaningful way. Seemingly a fast, cheap copy of GTA and in dire need of a rewrite, with less focus on long winded story and huge lands of nothing, and more focus on content.
I would entertain a 3.5/5 score for it, simply because it is still fun, but it's not good fun which leaves you layng there like a cheap hooker.
Borrow it, don't buy it.
(Oh and, you can't get it on with hookers 'cause the guy is married. Stop marrying my sandbox rpg guy!
