Reclaim your lives you fucking tree-hugging Hippies

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Ono

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Well, those of us who live or work in London must be really looking forward to 1st May.

Those fucking jobless, scrounging hippies are gonna have another go at smashing up London in the name of anti-capitalism.

Oxford Street is the likely target this year. Tourists flee, traders worry, police standby looking, hippies looting.

When did we outlaw hanging in this country?



If you think that's bad, what else have we got next week.

Oh, that's right, another fucking TUBE strike. Last time it was about securing a [job for life. I mean, WHO THE FUCK IS GUARANTEED A JOB FOR LIFE THESE DAYS?? Get real you lazy fucks. What is it this time MOFOS?

Tube drivers in London get average £30k per annum and free travel. Do I feel any sympathy for them?? What do you think?!

Mayor Ken (up with the Unions) Livingstone is doing fuck all about it as well. How the fuck did he ever get elected??





GRRRRRRRRR.
 
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Wazzerphuk

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bl33t. :)

know what you mean though, I live in london too :/
 
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Testin da Cable

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I hate public trans strikes :(
holland's just come out of one with the threat of another on the horizion mmmph :(

being a commuter sux =P
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Ono
Well, those of us who live or work in London must be really looking forward to 1st May.

Those fucking jobless, scrounging hippies are gonna have another go at smashing up London in the name of anti-capitalism.

Oxford Street is the likely target this year. Tourists flee, traders worry, police standby looking, hippies looting.

When did we outlaw hanging in this country?



If you think that's bad, what else have we got next week.

Oh, that's right, another fucking TUBE strike. Last time it was about securing a [job for life. I mean, WHO THE FUCK IS GUARANTEED A JOB FOR LIFE THESE DAYS?? Get real you lazy fucks. What is it this time MOFOS?

Tube drivers in London get average £30k per annum and free travel. Do I feel any sympathy for them?? What do you think?!

Mayor Ken (up with the Unions) Livingstone is doing fuck all about it as well. How the fuck did he ever get elected??





GRRRRRRRRR.
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I say give em a good kicking.....last time I got very annoyed because they defaced war memorials.
 
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Ono

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Thing is, these hippies use the Internet to spread their propaganda. Fucking techno-hippies.
 
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Wazzerphuk

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We shall hax0r their b0x3n then!
Or something. :/
 
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Testin da Cable

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easypeasy :)
err
I mean what's that you said?
 
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*Kornholio*

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Yeah, but the irony is, when they're done looting & pilaging, the stop off at the local MacD or KFC on the way home for something to munch... :rolleyes:
 
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old.Mikey

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All I will say is that I hate the mucky bastards! There are more peaceful ways to protest. What they do is just plain criminal!



Mikey out!!
 
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*Kornholio*

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Yeah, they seem to work on the 'Two wrongs make a right' theory... I wish they'd grow up FFS... :rolleyes:
 
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old.Morpheus

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Let's find out where they're going to be and organise a big "anti hippy demo" right by 'em :)
 
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old.Rostam

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I think you guys winge and moan too much. You have it easy.
I live in Rome at the moment and yesterday was sunny and hot and also a holiday. So I wnet to the beach. The whole place was packed with people fighting over sun beds and car parking spaces. huh you think the riots in london are bad you should see the girls in bikini fighting over sun beds, its enough to make a man wish he was back in england.
Strikes in london. Pah we have to suffer the petrol pump attandants going on strike 2 or 3 days a year. That means I have to get out of my fucking car and do it myself. There is just no end to this suffering. so stop winging and think of us more unfortunates people.
*sob* *snif* sorry it's just too much for one man to bear.

p.s the petrol pump attandants strike has to be the most useless strik I have ever come a cross.
 
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*Kornholio*

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Originally posted by Rostam
I think you guys winge and moan too much. You have it easy.
I live in Rome at the moment and yesterday was sunny and hot and also a holiday. So I wnet to the beach. The whole place was packed with people fighting over sun beds and car parking spaces. huh you think the riots in london are bad you should see the girls in bikini fighting over sun beds

YES PLEASE !!!!

, its enough to make a man wish he was back in england.
Strikes in london. Pah we have to suffer the petrol pump attandants going on strike 2 or 3 days a year. That means I have to get out of my fucking car and do it myself.

um, we have to do that all the time m8...

There is just no end to this suffering. so stop winging and think of us more unfortunates people.
*sob* *snif* sorry it's just too much for one man to bear.

p.s the petrol pump attandants strike has to be the most useless strik I have ever come a cross.
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Testin da Cable

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LOL thats great :D:D:D:D:D

they _do_ rub coconut oil everywhere before fighting don't they :D:D
 
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*Kornholio*

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
they _do_ rub coconut oil everywhere before fighting don't they :D:D
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The London tree-hugging hippies ??? ;)
 
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Testin da Cable

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well.....I do happen to know some hippie-chicas I'd love to rub some coconut oil on :D
 
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*Kornholio*

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Cool, send 'em to London m8... we'll sort 'em out :)
 
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old.Rostam

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hmm no coconut oil, interesting idea. I think next time I go down I'll squirt cream all over them myself.
 
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Stazbumpa

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I was DJ'ing at a gig near my neck of the woods and a bunch of these anti-cap swampy's turned up. One of them played bass in a thrash band that was performing, and he had spiked his hair like Dennis the Menace, except that it was at least a foot and a half high.

The doors to the main room were servo assisted and as he went through they shut behind him, and he got through before his hair cut did.

You can guess the rest


You had to be there :)
 
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old.Rembrandt

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as regards the job for life stuff. If you're a qualified nurse in britain at the moment you pretty much have to be caught killing someone to even come close to losing your job.
 
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WPKenny

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Yeah, but the downside is you're more than likely to have to clean up people's poo at some point in your career! :(
 
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