Recent Lameness

[old.TUG]

17's I fink..

hey durz, I've been offered a 1.3 litre 2 door Astra Estate with some MOT and TAX, and a shit load of spares inc. 1.6 engine for...........100 quid

Shall I buy it, lower it, 17" wheel it and stick a 2.0 16v turbo lump in? That'd be one funny as fuck project car

 

[*Exor*]

No, get a job, get some money, and get a proper car.

 

[old.TUG]

Like an MGF? Off to look for hairdressing jobs right now sah!

 

[*Exor*]

You can only dream of owning such a nice car. You don't need to admit it, I know.

 

[old.TUG]

lol.........................................

 

[Nighty-]

Get a mini, put on alloys, spray it silver, then add on racing stripes in a tasteless colour then drive it around carparks.

 

[Teaser]

Don't forget about spotlights!

 

[old.BeN316]

Like an MGF? Off to look for hairdressing jobs right now sah!

Fucking ere ere me wonders if he lives in essex too ?

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by BeN316
Fucking ere ere me wonders if he lives in essex too ?

LOL, how intuitive

 

[Mr B]

My Megane Coupe clearly ownz an MGF - clearly...

 

[stu]

Sorry, but Paul's MGF fucking 0wns any of your shite custom jobs. All the pisstaking in the world wouldn't change the fact that it's worth about 5 times as much, and just shows how jealous you are.

 

[*Exor*]

 

[old.BeN316]

yea sorry MGF's own, if u got that sort of money why not buy a scooby doo?
thier expensive to run but the fly like shit of an over lubricated stick :]

 

[Durzel]

Durz, your only option, if you want it to look lower (which quite frankly, the whole lowering thing is gay once you get past 20mm) is to get larger rims. Are those 16s on yours?

17" are (as far as I know) as high I can go with rims (which is what I have already). As it is the tyre profile is 205/40. Besides, the more I go off-standard with the rolling circumference the more inaccurate the speedo will be (its already about 3-5mph wrong because of the non-standard tyres).

hey durz, I've been offered a 1.3 litre 2 door Astra Estate with some MOT and TAX, and a shit load of spares inc. 1.6 engine for...........100 quid.

Shall I buy it, lower it, 17" wheel it and stick a 2.0 16v turbo lump in? That'd be one funny as fuck project car

No.

 

[stu]

Originally posted by BeN316
yea sorry MGF's own, if u got that sort of money why not buy a scooby doo?
thier expensive to run but the fly like shit of an over lubricated stick :]

Because for some people, they want more out of their car than top speed and acceleration, neither of which you are going to get much chance to use on public roads.

 

[Nighty-]

hahe\herhhaeh MGF suck a$$ nova 0wnZZZZZZZZZ!

 

[old.TUG]

Nova's are cool, dunno if they 0wn tho

Better than an MGF obviously though dontcha think Went to see a 2.0 8v Nova today on Twin Weber 40 carbs, 16" alloys, nice blue pearly paint job etc.. nice ickle car, wud dick exors motah and it isn't overly styled... just nice wheels, paint job and lowered on Avo coilover suspension.

 

[old.SLiC3R]

er?

Oi fuck of with all this l33t'ist shite about how you all know so much about cars.

YOur all twats, grow up, and use this fuking thread for what it's meant for...
Cunts

Cheers,
SLiC3R
---------
You know when you've been sliced!

 

[old.Ryan]

Re: er?

Originally posted by SLiC3R
Oi fuck of with all this l33t'ist shite about how you all know so much about cars.

YOur all twats, grow up, and use this fuking thread for what it's meant for...
Cunts

You say grow up, when you use such derogatory words as "cunt" and you even managed to mispell "fucking". Think before you act, you might like it!!!
aids infested cunt stain!

 

[Mr B]

The Bible;
The second letter of St.Paul to the Corinthians
Chapter 12 Verse 17

[...]and it was written that in the year of our lord 2001 a great lamer shall come and that 2 additional lamers shall also come. His name shall contain both letters and numbers for he perceives that this adds both length and girth to his flaccid member. But his time on earth shall be limited to 1 score years, after which time he will be infected with mange and die.

Here endeth the lesson.

 

[Perplex]

LOLOL

 

[throdgrain]

lol n1 b

 

[Nighty-]

B
Shame I'm not as original as you