Recent Lameness

[*Exor*]

Ok, so all of us in #quake2.uk are sad, lifeless geeks - or so those hard boys at #f00fighters seem to think.

I have an idea. Why don't we all meet up, and go out for a beer (or 10) sometime. That way you can all see who really are the lame ones (and I'm betting it won't be the majority of #q2.uk).

So, slic3r, kingbean and glYnnnErR (whatever your name is), do you fancy it? If you're lucky I'll get the first round in for you, I might even take you out in my sports car for a quick spin if it's a nice day (you see contrary to your beleifs I actually have a shit hot job and tons of money, and I use #q2.uk!!! How can it be possible????????). Remember to bring your fake ID though, it would be pretty embarrassing if your silky baby faced looks meant you couldn't have a drink. And make sure you put on some nice clothes, we wouldn't want to show up your kappa gear now, would we?

Exor.

P.S If you don't like my assumptions, try not making them about other people. You can judge once you've met us.

 

[old.TUG]

Your car is slow I like those new MGF Trophy things tho.. vrooooom

Slicer wud be too scared to go outside methinks, poor ickle baby, probs has cybersex with tha F00 KR00...

zzZZzz

 

[*Exor*]

Pah, it's only a second and a half quicker to 60 than mine is If that.

 

[old.[MOD]Psycho]

they would never even get served with fake id's

also none of them ever go out anyway, as they're unemployed and too unsociable (have no friends so don't need to go out) to need a job.

Not that I like you either exor or stu or very few people actually.

 

[*Exor*]

also none of them ever go out anyway, as they're unemployed and too unsociable (have no friends so don't need to go out) to need a job.

Well this is the point I am trying to prove. Slic3r and co are exactly what they think we are, one day they will realise and commit mass suicide, I'm sure.

 

[throdgrain]

errr... it's a game lads.A GAME.I see ppl all the time get the ump cos they lost , or didn't play as well as they think they should,or were beaten by lag (lol)and how they bitch and whine, "come and give me a duel then" etc. etc.(on q2dm1 natch), and I try to say to them ..."ITS A GAME!!"
But this new idea of simply slagging off other ppl because they use a different irc service well, that is a new one.I guess it's representative of the whole genre in a way, the idea that you can say what u like to anyone cos they are to far away for retribution
When I try to imagine some of these lads (or lasses) talking to me like that in a pub it actually gets quite funny,look Im a 37 year old motor trader , how many teenage computer geeks do u think it would take?
But thats not the point.The point is most of us play this game for a laugh,not to show the world how great they are.
THATS NOT A REAL MACHINE GUN.IT'S A GAME.

 

[Embattle]

Wow how slow

 

[old.TUG]

Can you get me a Vauxhall Nova 1.3SR without too much rust for nuff little cash?

 

[stu]

yeah, check your local scrap yard TUG, should be plenty of them there

 

[throdgrain]

stu u said it for me m8 lol .
no offence tug i sell motorcycles actually , fireblades,R1's, all that malarky
I have got an FTO mivec for sale if your interested?
cyas

 

[old.TUG]

Nowt up with Nova's Stu, don't forget m8, I'm a skiv

Hmmmmmmm FTO... if it's an auto then naaaah cuz they is too slow

 

[old.KingBean]

BEERS!!!!!

well exor i would love to come out for a beer with you that would be great!!!

if its close enuf i cont be fucked to travel half way across the country just for a beer

hey maybe we could meet half way

and you can also bring the other #quake2.uk nerds ops i mean lads as well.

well let me know what you want to do.

KingBean

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

BEERS!!

I couldn't agree wiv u more beanster.
So wats it gonna b exor??

Cheerz, thx, bye

 

[*Exor*]

I'd love to sort something out, unfortunately, whenever I suggest it on IRC, slic3r bans me from his channel. And I can't get a straight answer out of any of you. Not to mention that you scared, pussy faggots wouldn't turn up anyway.

Scared little gerbils.

 

[bodhi]

I'm up for that. Gimme a date and place and I'll be there.

 

[old.SLiC3R]

Bodhi, cunt

Bodhi, meet me 1on1 ok? Come on Sunday? I'm being serious, just you, just me.

Cheers,
SLiC3R
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You know when you've been sliced!

 

[old.TUG]

U know he'd 0wn u slicer u cunt

 

[stu]

Re: Bodhi, cunt

Originally posted by SLiC3R
Bodhi, meet me 1on1 ok? Come on Sunday? I'm being serious, just you, just me.

Fucking lol, "1on1"? Where do you want to 'meet' him, DM1?

 

[bodhi]

Ok then slic3r. I'll be standing outside New Hall in St Andrews at approximately 7:45pm having my after dinner cigarette. See you there?

 

[Perplex]

Re: Bodhi, cunt

Originally posted by SLiC3R
Bodhi, meet me 1on1 ok? Come on Sunday? I'm being serious, just you, just me.

Cheers,
SLiC3R
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You know when you've been sliced!

LOL, I think Bodhi has an admirer Make sure you selotape your arse up before you go meet him bod :O(

 

[Nighty-]

Watch it he rails from behind!

 

[Teaser]

"..no offence tug i sell motorcycles actually , fireblades,R1's, all that malarky.."

Can I get a Hayabusa for £5k? What about a ZX-12R? Also, how much are older 400's?



(Note:This is not relevant to the thread)

 

[Mr B]

throd...

What sort of deal could you do me on an R6?

Looking for either new or "hardly used"...no fancy mods or exhausts or anything, just bog standard...

Oh, and can you recommend a good insurance company - I've been quoted some horrid figures by the highstreet insurers (DirectLine, etc...)

ta

B

 

[Durzel]

My car would 'ave the lot of ya!
(cue Astra jokes)

 

[old.TUG]

Needs lowering and me Nova wud beet jooooo on corners

 

[throdgrain]

Teaser: yeah i sold an S reg 'busa for £4995.older (1900-1992) 400's make about £1995 to £2395 - got loads of 'em.
B: yeah m8 got 2 like that , one blue one red/white both T reg ,both £4895.you can have a look at them on our webby,
http://www.motorcyclecentre.com theres pictures and all that
haven't got any new ones, only new bike i got is a zx6r ,do u a top deal on that if u like?
tug/derzel :lol pls no more me sides r splitting ...

 

[Teaser]

durz: its a bag of shite

throdgrain, do you have an idea of the insurance costs for a 18 year old (moi) with 1 years no claims for a restricted (33bhp - probably still keep up with Durzels car) 400?

Also, would you do a trade in for a Goldwing 1500SE Anniversary Edition (not mine) for a 'Busa or ZX-12R?



Ta

 

[bodhi]

Bikes are gay

 

[Durzel]

TUG - since (as I have already stated) the front of the car is about 3 inches off the ground, if I lowered it I wouldn't actually be able to drive it anywhere. As it is I have to take it to a specialist place whenever I need servicing work done because Vauxhall cant even get it on their ramps.

And bikes are indeed gay.

 

[Perplex]

Bikes own, but only customs. Sport bikes are for queers.

Durz, your only option, if you want it to look lower (which quite frankly, the whole lowering thing is gay once you get past 20mm) is to get larger rims. Are those 16s on yours?