Food Ready Steady Crook!

[Gumbo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-16465934

How the mediocre are fallen!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Do you mean "have fallen"?

Anyway, what's with the "caution" thing? Do your cops go around saying "Now don't do that" and that's that?

 

[Wij]

+1 for the title

 

[Raven]

Do you mean "have fallen"?

Anyway, what's with the "caution" thing? Do your cops go around saying "Now don't do that" and that's that?

Yes, pretty much. Most minor first offences, or crimes committed by chavs will get let off with a caution. It still goes on your police record though.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sweet, i think i'll come over and start a crimespree

No wonder there's a lot of petty crimes when the worst reprocussion is a harsh saying to.

 

[Aoami]

Too many crims to take them all to court.

 

[Lamp]

What a donut

 

[ileks]

Yep, he should do thyme for this

 

[- English -]

+1 for the title

stolen from The Sun ;p

 

[Gumbo]

stolen from The Sun ;p

I was dissapointed at midday in a coffee shop to see that too

Still I suppose it does mean I have a second career avenue as a tabloid headline writer. I shall try to think of more as news stories arrive, perhaps I will use this thread for them.

 

[Tom]

Caught shoplifting eh? He took a big whisk.

 

[ileks]

Aye Tom, that's what it boils down to

 

[ileks]

The police just need to get it sauteed out

 

[Gumbo]

If it wasn't already, surely now his career is toast!

 

[Raven]

gtfo

all of you

 

[Job]

Now he's blaming it on Alzheimers, which only sets in at self service checkouts.

 

[Influenza]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJXTe0dl3Y&feature=player_embedded#
!

 

[Lamp]

She is SUCH a dirty moo


View: http://youtu.be/2wncEeJZqzM

 

[soze]

Feed your family for a fiver at Sainsbury, so says Jamie Oliver. Feed them for f***k all at Tesco if you're Anthony Worrall Thompson

 

[Raven]

I had a look at the feed a family for a fiver. If you don't mind eating utter crap then sure you can!