RE: Goa and their service thing.

[Kharok Svark]

Great work Roo

Ooo, think I'll try one

"Hello, GOA support, Silverwolf here how can I help ?"
"Hiya, just a quick question ?"
"Is it about shields ?"
"No"
"As Shields realy are very nice"
"I am sure they are but ..."
"I Blocked 7 times in a row the other day"
"Can I just ask a qu..."
"And it procced twice"
<click>

 

[si1verwolf]

"Hello, GoA Gimp Zerker support, Kharok gimp speaking, I will try and help you"
"I was thinking about speccing Left Axe... what do you think?"
"<sounds of sobbing follow>"
"Hello?, are you ok?... I was only asking as wanted to know how the new patch might effect it?"
"<more crying>"
"<click>"

 

[old.Tyraette]

'Ook.'
I'm sorry? Erm...is this Goa tech support?
'Ook'
Erm. I dont know if you can help me, but I've had a -
'Ook.'
Ah forget it
<click>

 

[Spinky]

"Bonjour GOA techniques me soutiennent parlant comment puis je vous aide?"

"what?"

"Parlez-vous français?"

"...what?"

HARHAR, stupid eenglishman, I fart in your general direction.

"Uh, my.."

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries"

"cries"

*click*

 

[Trahg]

I hope i didn't disturb someones sleep with my laughter. *blames Roo if neighbours are knocking on the door*

Givf more :great:

 

[lakih]

OMG! How could ive missed this...

Great fun Roo!

Deserves a huge BUMP
(damn size not working)

 

[kxn]

really really fun!

 

[old.Morchaoron]

hahahahaha

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
No no no Redi, thats far too nice. Like this matey...


"Allo GOA Technical Support, Kirinia here. How can I help you?"
"My graphics seem jerky all the time, any ideas?"
"Ok, 2 things you have to do."
"Sure, fire away."
"First, you have to say 'KIRINIA IS TEH WIGGLE'"
"Um...ok."
"And second, KYRA ONLY GETS A MAN BY STUNNING HIM."
"Uh... KIRINIA IS TEH WIGGLE and KYRA ONLY GETS A MAN BY STUNNING HIM, now will you help me?"
<sounds of pen scratching away on a scorecard, cackling and a muffled "Har har, take that slut">
"So you help?"
"Thank you for calling, have a nice day."
"Bu..."
<click>

"GOA Technical Support. MUHAHAHAHAH(TM)"
"Oh piss off Roo, I wanted a real techie."
<click>

"GOA Technical Support, Kyra here, how can I help y'all?"
"Hi, I need to change my password."
"Ok, 2 things you have to do."
"Sure, fire away."
"First you have to say KYRA IS TEH WIGGLE"
"Uh..."
"And second, KIRI ISN'T A REAL BLOND AND THE GALPLEN TROLLBALL TEAM HAVE THE PROOF."
<Pause>
"Ok... KYRA IS TEH WIGGLE, KIRI ISN'T A REAL BLOND AND THE GALPLEN TROLLBALL TEAM HAVE THE PROOF."
<sounds of pen scratching away on a scorecard, cackling and a muffled "Heh hehe heh hee, take that Middytart">
"So about my password?"
"What, you still here? Oh just log in to Right Now. Have a nice day."
<click>

ROTFL!! Too funny *hugs Roo for making her giggle*

And btw, I am TEH WIGGLE! If you evul middies and hippies would stop killing me, I could prove it!

P.S. I love my Stun

 

[Coren]

Great stuff, give more!