Ravey

[Ono]

How much does the job pay?

Where's it based?

 

[cjravey]

The job is only open to those who can follow basic instructions. e.g.: "For more information e-mail cjravey@game.uk.com."

You have failed the first test.

Only kidding. It's based in Bracknell, salary is top secret and based on an anicent form of dried walnut, as well as being dependant on experience.

 

[Ono]

Bracknell is fine.

What company car mate?

Relocation allowance?

Own office?

Blonde PA with hot lips (both)?



When can I start?

 

[cjravey]

We are also looking for someone who isn't extremely cocky.


You have failed the second test.


Keep striking, fella!

 

[Ono]

It's not cockiness.

It's self belief and assertiveness.

 

[cjravey]

Did I not mention our third test? The disagreeing with the Holy CJRavey?

STRIKE!!!

 

[Ono]

Actually I'm hiring at work too.

Looking for a 2 x Financial Accountants (Newly Qualified or PQ)

No point mentioning it on these fucking boards though tbh.

 

[dysfunction]

So why did you then?

Twonk!

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by dysfunction
So why did you then?

Twonk!

Because it shows that I am a man with powah!!!!11

Twank!

 

[cjravey]

Originally posted by Ono
Because it shows that I am a man with powah!!!!11

Over accountants...



You can achieve the same effect by just showing any old accountant bright colours.

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by cjravey
Over accountants...
You can achieve the same effect by just showing any old accountant bright colours.

I'll have you know that bright colours don't sway me.

Nice low cut dress and lack of bra do wonders though.

Must not mention this when interviewing though.

 

[cjravey]

Originally posted by Ono
I'll have you know that bright colours don't sway me.

Nice low cut dress and lack of bra do wonders though.

Must not mention this when interviewing though.

I'll tell you what, I'll promise not to wear any such thing.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I can add 1 + 1.

7!!!!

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p
I can add 1 + 1.

7!!!!

HIRED!!!111








By Ravey, not me.

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Ono
Because it shows that I am a man with powah!!!!11

Twank!

Or just the bitch who gets given the tasks

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Embattle
Or just the bitch who gets given the tasks

No mate. These 2 roles will report to me.
I delegate shit to them and they get on with it leaving me with free time to post on the forums and shit.

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Ono
These 2 roles will report to me.
.

When they want Tea/Coffee