rather amusing email i got...

ilaya

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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE

1920s, 30s,40s, 50s, 60s and 70s!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses full of asbestos.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese & tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.
Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took cadging lifts.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
A trip to the coast on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the stream and NOT from a bottle.
Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Subway or Kebabs.
Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and only opened for a few hours at weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner shop and buy fruit Spangles and some bangers to blow up frogs with.
We ate buns, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No mobile phones & no one was able to reach us all day. And we were always O.K.
We would spend hours building our trolleys out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in streams with matchbox cars.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no videogames at all, no 99 channels on Sky, no video tape or DVD movies, nosurround sound,no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
Lawsuits from these accidents
Only girls had pierced ears!
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross buns at Easter time........no really!
We had air guns and catapults for our birthdays,
We drank milk laced with Strontium 90 from cows that had eaten grass covered in nuclear fallout from the atomic testing.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them from the street!
Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!
Mum & dad didn't need Brandy, Whisky whatever when they came in from work!
Footy had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
Our teachers used to belt us with big sticks and leather straps and bullies always ruled the playground at school.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.They actually sided with the law!
Our parents got married before they had children and didn't invent stupid names for their kids like 'Kylie' and 'Blade'
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 70 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!
And YOU are one of them!
CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
 

CorNokZ

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I got a Nintendo and a Playstation, so fuck you!
 

kiliarien

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An interesting read, I'm a child of this supposed generation (and frankly 50 years is a BIG generation, which in and of itself is dodgy) some I agree with as they are sentiment to the feckoned world we're in today, but....

Most of the things there are bollocks though.

Indeed, most are, such as:

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses full of asbestos.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese & tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Partly why Life Expectancy has risen dramatically in the past 60 years.

We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner shop and buy fruit Spangles and some bangers to blow up frogs with.

Blow up frogs?? Sick man, just sick. I never did that.

Our teachers used to belt us with big sticks and leather straps and bullies always ruled the playground at school.

Bullies are wimps, they shouldn't rule and so this isn't a good thing.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.They actually sided with the law!

Yeah when the Police and Judicial system wasn't moronic. Nowadays I wish it was the same as a while back.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 70 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

Yes, but the fact that in the last 107 years we have had 6 years without what is classed as major conflict, they don't seem to have helped learn from it do they??

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

I wish I could disagree but I can't so this has merit. And I'll explain my ethics before I forward it to my kids.

So the question I'm coming to, if the person(s) who sent this agreed with this stuff why the fuck would they FORWARD it to their kids rather than tell them old style and make the point clearer??? :twak:
 

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AFAIK, and im just a youngun so I may be wrong, but, well I am guessing so you know, but you know, i think anyway, that well, even in 2009

IT IS STILL OK TO EAT TUNA FROM A CAN.

Infact I can remember a number of what we will refer to as 'incidents' in 2008 where I did exactly that. i literally opened a can of tuna and ate it with a fork, and this wasnt 1657 folks.


And I may be going compltey bat shit fucking mental, but I regularly rode a bike in the 90s without a helmet!
 

Ch3tan

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Tris- if you are a pregnant lady they do advise you not to eat canned fish without medical advice.
 

Marc

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TBH, a lot of that is true and certainly rings true with me
 

Ezteq

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TBH, a lot of that is true and certainly rings true with me

hehe aye me too. It is scarey watching people freak out and disinfect their children top to toe if they fall in the street and the thought of allowing children to go trick or treating these days is not a happy one (razor blades in the sweets!! paedophiles behind every door!! ...or a terrorist!!...or a suicide bombing paedophile!!) when actually these days if kids trick or treated they'd probably get either a "bugger off" or an embarrassed adult who has nothing in the house but a half eaten packet of extra strong mints.

Unless they came to my house in which case they'd get sweeeeeties! and me in costume!...but they never do :(

Anyway what was the point I was trying to make...umm.. ah yes, things aren't actually as bad as everyone imagines them to be, but they are just too scared to test the theory.
 

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hehe aye me too. It is scarey watching people freak out and disinfect their children top to toe if they fall in the street and the thought of allowing children to go trick or treating these days is not a happy one (razor blades in the sweets!! paedophiles behind every door!! ...or a terrorist!!...or a suicide bombing paedophile!!) when actually these days if kids trick or treated they'd probably get either a "bugger off" or an embarrassed adult who has nothing in the house but a half eaten packet of extra strong mints.

Unless they came to my house in which case they'd get sweeeeeties! and me in costume!...but they never do :(

Anyway what was the point I was trying to make...umm.. ah yes, things aren't actually as bad as everyone imagines them to be, but they are just too scared to test the theory.

Just got images! Pictures of you in costume or didn't happen!
 

Ezteq

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i posted it on halloween... i was a witch, had a little broom and everything :(
 

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