random joke

[psyco]

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks
when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he
looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the
cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

 

[leviathane]

heh.

 

[Overdriven]

Haha, last bit made me laugh.

 

[psyco]

Haha, last bit made me laugh.

thats generally where the punchline is...

 

[Congax]

Haha, last bit made me laugh.

Heh, that made me laugh

 

[Pirkel]

thats generally where the punchline is...

Joke was pretty funny but not as funny as psycho pwning Overdriven

 

[psyco]

Joke was pretty funny but not as funny as psycho pwning Overdriven

the 'h' is missing for a reason you know

 

[Amildin]

Joke was pretty funny but not as funny as psycho pwning Overdriven

QFT

 

[Pirkel]

the 'h' is missing for a reason you know

This is my caring face -->

 

[psyco]

This is my caring face -->

a distinct generic quality about it, to much plastic surgery?

 

[old.Tohtori]

a distinct generic quality about it, to much plastic surgery?

Also a bit blue, too much wanking?

 

[psyco]

Also a bit blue, too much wanking?

we can only speculate

 

[psyco]

another one for the OT crew

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an
early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight
away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a
straight line between any two parts of the general's body, with the
general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man
to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He
walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of
his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a
check for $960,000.

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to
measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the
bottom of my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to
reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had
received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be
fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He
did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's
penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your
testicles?"

The general replied, "In Vietnam."

 

[Pirkel]

Also a bit blue, too much wanking?

There is no such thing and you know it!

 

[liloe]

haha =)) nice ones