SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

Should turn them into Soylent green

probably taste a bit icky.

Surely you want kids for that

 

[Deebs]

There should be minimum speed limits in supermarkets on weekends.

Or ban pensioners

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.

 

[Gwadien]

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.

Even more controversially, it seems some people that are pushing around their disabled child/OAP in a wheelchair feel like they have a right to do what ever the fuck they like because of their situation.

Like leaving your elderly grandad in the middle of an aisle so nobody can get by whilst you walk up and down the aisle getting what you need, put them to one side?

 

[Deebs]

Even more controversially, it seems some people that are pushing around their disabled child/OAP in a wheelchair feel like they have a right to do what ever the fuck they like because of their situation.

Like leaving your elderly grandad in the middle of an aisle so nobody can get by whilst you walk up and down the aisle getting what you need, put them to one side?

Leave them in the car or outside the entrance so they can beg for money.

 

[Gwadien]

Leave them in the car or outside the entrance so they can beg for money.

Now that's embracing capitalism.

 

[Deebs]

Now that's embracing capitalism.

Could always leave the car windows fully closed, locked and in the Sun whilst shopping

 

[Raven]

Leave them in the car or outside the entrance so they can beg for money.

Make sure to leave them a bowl of water, and open the window a crack.

 

[Gwadien]

Could always leave the car windows fully closed, locked and in the Sun whilst shopping

You're the owner, you're taking this dark, fine.

Make sure its a VW and attach a hosepipe from the exhaust through the window.

 

[Raven]

Speaking of old people.

My mum has some ear problems, blocked with wax, she has an appointment on Monday. In the meantime, she keeps popping round to shout that she can't hear anything.

 

[DaGaffer]

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.

Online Delivery FTW.

 

[Overdriven]

Ordered myself a new TV. It arrived yesterday.

Dead on arrival and the screen was cracked (under surface fracture. Couldn't even feel it on the top layer of glass)

Highly annoying. Replacement arrives Monday.

Only reason we found out it was DOA was to see how bad the crack was with the TV on. Power indicator would flash 4 times then stop, dead. LG G5..

Can at least say Richer Sounds support are good though.

 

[MYstIC G]

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.