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fettoken

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Well, I am OK for gaming, just pretty hard to shoot when your eye is swollen shut, tends to make using the scope that more tricky. :)

Stop rubbing the dirty finger in your eyes and you´ll be fine next time. Or did you have your wife sit on your face again?
 

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Fitbit (and endomondo) calorie estimations.

Went for a 2 hour blat on my MTB today - about 18 miles, nothing particularly strenuous - just up to Newstead Abbey for a (shit) brunch and home. Didn't push hard.

1500 calories?! You're fucking joking me. Bullshit. 800 max.
 

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It takes my mum forever to find stuff on google too, you're not alone.
 

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errr The Division now refuses to start full screen and crashes when I tell the game to go full screen. also, just now Uplay told me there were no ubisoft services available and to try offline. then the game told me it would only work when uplay was online. awesome stuff this. my old lecturers would have a field day.
 

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errr The Division now refuses to start full screen and crashes when I tell the game to go full screen. also, just now Uplay told me there were no ubisoft services available and to try offline. then the game told me it would only work when uplay was online. awesome stuff this. my old lecturers would have a field day.
Was the game itself worth the hastle? I didnt think thedivision got goodreviews and stuff
 

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As always, i googled images and can proudly say that is NOT it. I've always mixed up crabs with the clap and for only a few seconds i wondered how the hell I'd managed to get the claps in my armpits.
 

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well if it's not crabs then clearly it's the bad aids. gws dude!
 

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As always, i googled images and can proudly say that is NOT it. I've always mixed up crabs with the clap and for only a few seconds i wondered how the hell I'd managed to get the claps in my armpits.
New deodorant!
 

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Last day of holiday and hub has raging temperature. I'd just like one hol where I'm not desperate to come home. And I've lost my best 'pashmina' only use it cos they will have air/con so high in brekky.
 

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well if it's not crabs then clearly it's the bad aids. gws dude!

It's always the bad aids. Speaking of Aids, when traveling through the subway earlier today there was a poster decked with a guy and a small text next to it saying: "I'm living with non transmittable HIV". My first thought were: Good for you! Then i were a little worried he's out there fucking around without rubber. But being the poster-boy, he must set a good example.

Much like the posterboy for Nvidia - @Raven
 

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Last day of holiday and hub has raging temperature. I'd just like one hol where I'm not desperate to come home. And I've lost my best 'pashmina' only use it cos they will have air/con so high in brekky.
Going on so many holidays you bound to pick up colds and stuff as you in a different environment where your more susseptable to bugs you havent met before.
 

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tbh I don't make it exactly easy on myself. I'm 41 and live like I'm 18. that's fine....when you're 18 :)
 

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grr fucking The Division controls man. [space] and [ctrl] seem to be interpreted randomly by the engine at times, and I seem to get hung up on the randomest of things. just now in an encounter I got hung up on the corner edge of a fence ffs. also, games where you can't jump whenever you feel like it disturb me.
 

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grr fucking The Division controls man. [space] and [ctrl] seem to be interpreted randomly by the engine at times, and I seem to get hung up on the randomest of things. just now in an encounter I got hung up on the corner edge of a fence ffs. also, games where you can't jump whenever you feel like it disturb me.

Send it back get a refund.
 

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Also, non-transmittable HIV?

I'm calling bullshit. Perhaps "unlikely to be transmitted" but not untransmittable...
 

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Send it back get a refund.

tss you know me so poorly. been in the dark zone for the first time today. was good fun, though tbh with my lvl 13 kit I spend more time running away from the bad guys than I do triumphing over them :-/
 

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I think I now have the bad aids, not only can I not open one eye but the other is now infected plus I have a stinking cold. Part of me thought great, I can catch up on some steam sale purchases, I never realised how tiring looking out of one eye can be though.
 

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I bought The Division as a pressie to myself. That's not the annoying thing, Uplay is. What a steaming pile of turds that is. I'd forgotten since whenever I am forced to use it (FarCry, etc) I tune it to automatically go offline and not bother me. For The Division, it started and updated itself. Then I couldn't log in. Then I reset my password. Then I had to go online and log in. Then it wouldn't pick up the new game from Steam. Then I discovered that Ubisoft knows about this, and their official fix is "uninstall and reinstall Uplay PC", which boggles the mind but hey ho I did that.

Then it again didn't pick up the game. Sweet baby jebus :eek:
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The current Humble Bundle of Assassins Creed would be attractive if it didn't require Uplay!
 

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Yeah i havent touched anything uplay related since i made the mistake of buying one of the ass ass ins games in a steam sale

Its just not worth the hassle
 

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