SPAM random annoying things

[Tom]

Never mind stupid Toblerones, I haven't seen a big bag of broken biscuits in ages. Who sells that shit these days? As a kid, I loved it when my mum brought a bag home from the market. I'd get all the choccy ones before anyone else, and leave the rich tea shite last

 

[Moriath]

I am strange iwould hit the rich tea before the choccy

 

[Shagrat]

Never mind stupid Toblerones, I haven't seen a big bag of broken biscuits in ages. Who sells that shit these days? As a kid, I loved it when my mum brought a bag home from the market. I'd get all the choccy ones before anyone else, and leave the rich tea shite last

You can still getvtge big boxes of broken biscuits. Got one here at the moment

 

[Zarjazz]

Or you could just buy some normal biscuits and I dunno ... sit on them maybe?

 

[Raven]

People who put jammy wagon wheels in the fridge. Grounds for divorce, frankly.

 

[gohan]

Never mind stupid Toblerones, I haven't seen a big bag of broken biscuits in ages. Who sells that shit these days? As a kid, I loved it when my mum brought a bag home from the market. I'd get all the choccy ones before anyone else, and leave the rich tea shite last

Our student union shop sells 1.5kg boxes of them for like £3. Both standard and chocolate (think standard is 2kg)

 

[gohan]

Lying in bed reading and couldn't be arsed to get the door, turns out the land lord sent decorators to sort my housemates room out and they had a key..... now I'm stuck in my room pretending not to exist incase they realise I outright ignored them. #1stWorldProblems

 

[Moriath]

Hope u dont need a piss. Still they be done quick on a friday

 

[gohan]

Yeah they left just after 5. was all good!!

 

[Raven]

You should have pretended to be a ghost. Thrown something into the room they were in.

 

[Bigmac]

Or you could have just said you woke up from a nap and didn't hear them at the door.

On a different note I want to buy a NVidia Shield K1 tablet but it doesn't come with a charging cable. Why the fuck doesn't it come with a charging cable? Isn't that the standard with devices these days?

 

[Raven]

Arseholes phoning me up out of the blue asking about where I am working and how I am getting on. How the fuck they got my private number or know where I am working, I don't know.

 

[CorNokZ]

Arseholes phoning me up out of the blue asking about where I am working and how I am getting on. How the fuck they got my private number or know where I am working, I don't know.

Lol kk gramps, GG

 

[Raven]

Turned out someone was trying to headhunt me...but fuck commuting, mugs game.

 

[Scouse]

Workmen.

Said they'd be here at 8. It's now 9. First day on a job worth about 10k.

 

[fettoken]

Workmen.

Said they'd be here at 8. It's now 9. First day on a job worth about 10k.

How's it going there? Did they show up?

 

[Scouse]

How's it going there? Did they show up?

9:30. But they're cracking on. Reckon they'll be done by a week Friday, which is fair enough.

 

[old.Osy]

9:30. But they're cracking on. Reckon they'll be done by a week Friday, which is fair enough.

You don't get off that easy. What nationality are they?

 

[Scouse]

You don't get off that easy. What nationality are they?

English. Forest supporters. So I made them drink tea from my Liverpool mug

 

[dysfunction]

I would have "accidentally " dropped it.

 

[Raven]

They were probably amazed that a Liverpool cup existed.

 

[Raven]

Having to bake 48 cakes that I will never eat because my wife said she would bring them in for children in need.

 

[TdC]

Enjoy that super awesome BJ reward* for being nice. Gullible, but nice all the same.



*reward may not actually occur

 

[CorNokZ]

They were probably amazed that a Liverpool cup existed.

It is very old, but taken out at any given opportunity, regardless of context.

 

[TdC]

Arrangements to meet friends for burgers while knowing they won't show because I didn't ping them 80000000000 times to keep them primed for the date.

These simpletons can use an day planner just as well as I can. In fact, I do, because otherwise I forget things, like burgers, with my mates.

 

[Fweddy]

Arrangements to meet friends for burgers while knowing they won't show because I didn't ping them 80000000000 times to keep them primed for the date.

These simpletons can use an day planner just as well as I can. In fact, I do, because otherwise I forget things, like burgers, with my mates.

Oh we didn't forget, we just told you a different place.

 

[TdC]

The fact that you never meet nice, well adjusted, sane football fans in the train but generally the ones that, at 48, are still angry about being weaned too soon and go out of their way to be annoying because they unknowingly crave their mum's punishment regime.

 

[Raven]

Sounds like you went to a Chelsea game.

 

[TdC]

Actually I'm trying to get home after work. I had a premonition when I saw random people wearing white and red Ajax football kit.

After getting on a train my earlier premonition turned out to be truth. I think they were refused entry to the stadium, hence the double portion of fuckwittery on display.

 

[Raven]

People moaning they can't have a cup of tea until payday, because their kettle broke. Do you not own a pan and are you not aware you can boil water in said pan?!