SPAM random annoying things

[Tom]

Oh ffs. When will it end.

 

[soze]

I had the worlds slowest and most pointless crash today. Waiting to turn left at a round about. It has 4 exits and over at the 3rd exit indicating left was a Fire Engine. So seeing everything to the right was stopped I started rolling forward. And hit this fucker up the arse at about half a maile an hour. There was no damage but the woman was hamming it so much she called the police and an ambulance.

I am fairly sure nothing will come of it as I think I remmeber you can't claim whiplash under a certian speed? Still wasted a hour of my life.

 

[TdC]

Oh ffs. When will it end.View attachment 26809

lol best stay indoors tomorrow in case something falls from the sky and injures you Tom

 

[caLLous]

Or just pack in the cycling, it's obviously not meant to be.

 

[Tom]

I am fairly sure nothing will come of it as I think I remmeber you can't claim whiplash under a certian speed? Still wasted a hour of my life.

Nope, the doctor will write her a note because whiplash is difficult to diagnose. Your insurer will see "ran into the back of woman, she has whiplash" and find 100% in her favour. She'll have a nice holiday in Corfu and should you inform your insurer, you'll pay more next year.

It sucks but that's life.

 

[Tom]

Or just pack in the cycling, it's obviously not meant to be.

Well I just had 28 very pleasant miles on the MTB, totally flat (as a pancake around here) but nice and relaxed anyway. The bits for the other bikes will start arriving tomorrow so at least I can then get some proper miles in

 

[soze]

Nope, the doctor will write her a note because whiplash is difficult to diagnose. Your insurer will see "ran into the back of woman, she has whiplash" and find 100% in her favour. She'll have a nice holiday in Corfu and should you inform your insurer, you'll pay more next year.

It sucks but that's life.

Yeah it is 100% my fault. I called my insurance at the side of the road and took all the pictures and videos they wanted. It was so slow as I had not accelerated. I litteraly took my foot of the break and rolled forward. There is not even a paint scuff. I think you could have had a cup of water on the seat and it would not have been knocked over But my fault and she is just playing the game I suppose.

 

[TdC]

good luck either way Sozebacon. insurance == cunts tbh.

 

[TdC]

OT:
having to wash about a tonne of forrest out of my MTB kit.

having the mtb front end wash out on the only wet root that I didn't hit square on, causing me to fall and bark my knee tremendously on the ONLY FUCKING STONE in what was otherwise basically a sea of mud and roots

 

[Scouse]

moar skills tbh @TdC

Anyway, off MTBing here* weekend after next. One day I'm going to bully you and @Tom into joining me









*worth the low-res if only for blokes trying shit and falling off.

 

[Tom]

Anytime Scouse, only I tend to mtb like a little girl because being self-employed I have no sickness cover. Broken bones = no worky = no money = mortgage man not happy.

 

[Scouse]

Anytime Scouse, only I tend to mtb like a little girl because being self-employed I have no sickness cover. Broken bones = no worky = no money = mortgage man not happy.

I'm in the same boat Tom. But we haven't got kids so who cares eh?

 

[TdC]

moar skills tbh @TdC

The price you pay while training back up. I could have saved if I were stronger. Ah well

I'd be happy to join some FH mtb shenanigans. Once I'm a bit more buffed ofc. Also, like Tom says, I'm a bit more careful these days. I haven't entirely lost my mojo, but let's just say I keep it under strict control while I train up

 

[caLLous]

When you're doing a tech support live chat thing for an answer to a quick question about a product and you clearly know more about the product than whoever you're talking to.

 

[Yoni]

Early morning flights for a meeting that lasts for just 90 mins instead of 3hrs and could have been done on the phone suck :/

 

[Lamp]

Just bought some cake from a coffee shop. Delicious cake. The last slice in the shop. And I dropped it on the sidewalk. Muppet.

 

[Lamp]

Thinking about going back to fight the pigeons for it

 

[DaGaffer]

Just bought some cake from a coffee shop. Delicious cake. The last slice in the shop. And I dropped it on the sidewalk. Muppet.

Are you in America? No? Then its pavement. Fucking sidewalk...

 

[Edmond]

Are you in America? No? Then its pavement. Fucking sidewalk...

I was going to post the same. but I see you'd got there first. Haa Haa

 

[caLLous]

A boy whose family are staying in the house said they had fries last night. They're from Wolverhampton. I'll give you fries you little shit.

 

[soze]

Fries I can live with. Fries equals shit skinny crap potato that McDonalds serve. It is a insult to the humble fluffy chip to give them the same name.

 

[caLLous]

These were big fat steak chips.

 

[Yoni]

My day improved as my boyfriends flight was delayed just long enough for me to get from one end of T5 Arlanda to the other just in time to kiss him g night as he boarded his flight to Denmark. It was worth missing my train home *grins*

 

[soze]

These were big fat steak chips.

Should have put him out of his misery. It would have been a public service.

 

[TdC]

These were big fat steak chips.

so...freedom fries, yeh? ;-)

 

[caLLous]

I bet you call them fries.

 

[TdC]

I call them "friet" and I take them with mayonaise, German curry sauce and onions

 

[Tom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmagqgKo79Q


Scum.

 

[sayward]

Just been to dentist for a second session in a course of treatment, needed because of previous useless dentists. I pay in instalments. Feeling very groggy said to the receptionist do I need to pay anything? She says Oh haven't we invoiced you? oh well I think you owe £6500! I nearly died. I was expecting about £900! I've paid her about double that but am now regretting it cos I'm sure they've got it wrong as when I get home and find the original quote it's way less. Aaaaargh. I'm back there again in 2 weeks by when they should have worked it out but feel slightly miffed to put it mildly. Think I've just paid in advance for work I haven't had done yet.

That on top of car needing new front brake pads and discs! There's no smiley for me shooting myself.

 

[soze]

I had a very expensive emergency dentist appointment about two years ago after not going to the desist for about 15 years. 1 tooth extraction (and 3 fillings) ran me about £900 but with the pain I had in that tooth I could not wait. The local NHS dentist said as I had never registered when I moved it would be an 8 month wait.

I hate dentists