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Lamp

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It took you 2 days to realise that? Must have been some hangover :p
 

old.Tohtori

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People who get all uppity if you try to learn about their particular interest, or get involved.

Science folk and photographers spring to mind :p
 

Raven

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I am actually thinking of getting a wood burner and burning all my rubbish, plus wood I can scavenge from the local forest. Cost is about £500, already have an open chimney. Reckon I can make that £500 back in a couple of years through not having the heating on in the lounge and the main bedroom. The chimney goes up the wall in our main bedroom, its stone so should heat up nicely and retain its heat most of the night.
 

Lamp

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Do it.

I'm going to start burning traffic wardens.
 

Mabs

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dunno where you live Raven, but a wood burner is a cunt for house insurance purposes :/
 

caLLous

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Yeah and make sure your chimney is up to scratch (internally) before you start using it again (if it's been out of use for a while).
 

Wazzerphuk

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It is preferable to remove the dead children, yes. They do tend to smell.
 

caLLous

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Ok that's the children sorted, but have you thought about the lining on the inside of the chimney?
 

Raven

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I have no idea, its 400 year old stone. I am sure they managed before :)
 

Wazzerphuk

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Line it with the skins of the dead children, once the skins have been prepared so they do not smell and burn up.
 

Wazzerphuk

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Getting a big graze on your knee and spending the next several days repeatedly cracking the scab open when you bend your knee.
 

CorNokZ

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You should know not to suck cock in a parking lot then..
 

Lamp

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Its Diwali tonight. Bloody fireworks going off all the time
 

Zarjazz

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The external USB hard drive dock that decided to catch fire while still containing the drive I was trying to recover data from ! :mad:
 

Lamp

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Having to spend 4 hours on a Saturday preparing tax stuff for my accountant :twak:
 

Lamp

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Was just out to purchase a few fireworks then the Mrs reminds me we have "friends" coming over for a meal later and they're bringing their toy dog who's afraid of fireworks !!???!!!!!!

*the following day*
Yes, Charlotte, I did hear the news. I'm very sorry about your dog. No, I've no idea how he managed to get stuck on the Superburst Rocket and managed to light it....
 

Lamp

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Dust.

Gets everywhere. Hides inside all the computer & speaker cables. Very annoying.
 

PLightstar

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Would like to add EON moving home service, did it online to save time, week later still not actioned, so I thought I would phone to make sure and can't get through on any of their numbers. Council Tax was no problem, picked up phone straight away and sorted it out, yet EON can't even answer their phones after 20mins on hold. Will try for the 7th time today in abit, need to calm down first.
 

old.Tohtori

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WoW...played until 2am last night again, Damn you game *shakes fist at game* Damn you!

Can't wait to go home and play some more :X3:
 

Raven

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That stupid bitch from Dbubz ruining Massive Attack's Teardrop, live on TV.
 

old.Tohtori

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Not being able to be quiet after "Go johnny go go go, go johnny go go go, go johnny go go go..."

Just have to say "Johnny be good."
 

Edmond

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That stupid bitch from Dbubz ruining Massive Attack's Teardrop, live on TV.

Not just her ruining it, there all having a good go at fucking up a classic
 

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