SPAM random annoying things

[Bahumat]

Fireworks in London is horrid. Went a few years back and everyone was fighting. You have to get there for 9 as they slowly stop letting people in, yet there are no food and drink stalls and nothing to do till midnight. The journey home is horrid.

 

[MYstIC G]

I've never been able to understand that program. It doesn't seem to...do...anything

Drag folders onto it and click one of the buttons it will do the rest.

 

[Gwadien]

Keep falling asleep.

 

[Yoni]

Getting up at 5.15 for the first time since 13th December ;/

 

[russell]

Yuk yoni. I feel for you x

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Last year parents got me a 2012 calendar from the Canadian rockies, loads of great shots.

This year? The Isle of Wight. The irritating thing is the IoW has plenty of beauty to show, but all these shots are just naff postcard shots with little charm or ability.

 

[Edmond]

You need some of the 2013 calendars i have on my wall, very beautiful shots

 

[Lamp]

Waiting for paint to dry. Its like watching paint drying.

 

[Chilly]

going into the office tomorrow after 2 weeks of gaming til 3am and getting up at 11. cunts.

 

[Poag]

Tourists with massive bags on a packed (seriosuly its the week after new years and its packed already, prices go up, space on trains go down) shuffling up and down trains looking for free double seats. Loudly complaining about how they have big bags so should deserve a double seat becuase they can't possibly use the luggage rack because they are going on "holiday" and thus have "all their worldly belongings" in a suitcase. So they shuffle up to one end of the train, then shuffle back down again, then give up and stop in the door areas. When its time to get off the train they stand to one side and pull there bag out of the middle by about 1/2 an inch so everyone has to kick and clamber over the bags to get off.

Last night this poor girl in a wheelchair had to get the guard to remove the bags from the doors so she could get off, as the tourists refused to move it more than pulling on the handle slightly.

 

[TdC]

srsly though, bags on train = pain. in the NL they have carefully done away with any kind of luggage rack so they can pack more people in (and raise prices for some odd reason). there literally is NO place you can put a bag that's too big to keep on your lap. that said, as a professional commuter I hate tourists and want to kill them all.

 

[Poag]

Tourists should not be allowed on commuter trains.

So my season ticket is up to £6400 now, up ~£400 on last year. For that kind of money i expect a seat

 

[old.Tohtori]

Every dang choccie having nuts in them. I like nuts, i like choccies, i don't like choccies and nuts.

 

[Lamp]

I guess I won't be sending you a box of Just Brazils then

 

[opticle]

Every dang choccie having nuts in them. I like nuts, i like choccies, i don't like choccies and nuts.

The nutty ones are my favourites

 

[TdC]

chocolate covered giant raisins. that is all.

 

[MYstIC G]

chocolate covered giant raisins. that is all.

*melt TdC with laser vision for being utterly wrong*

 

[TdC]

you finding something wrong is only more proof that I am right. you knows it.

 

[rynnor]

Boarding the loft in a cramped space full of badly routed pipework - my poor kneecaps...

 

[Edmond]

Boarding the loft in a cramped space full of badly routed pipework - my poor kneecaps...

Me too, thrown shit loads of boxes out for stuff i dont even have anymore

 

[CorNokZ]

GF not understanding why I want to watch the Super Bowl on my birthday

"But we should do something together..?"

 

[megadave]

She can watch it with you if she's that bothered?

 

[Raven]

Tell her to stfu and go to bed.

 

[CorNokZ]

She can watch it with you if she's that bothered?

Told her she could, but then you get the usual bullshit with her not knowing the rules etc.

"Make food, bring drinks and you can watch the shitty half time show"

 

[Lamp]

My right mouse button is sticking.
When I dismantle it I'll probably find half of Tesco's cake department inside

 

[soze]

Having a cold for a month now since before I started my holiday I have had a throat full of phlegm. It hurts when I breath but this fucker will not break into a full cold and will not fuck off. It is doing my nut in..

 

[TdC]

Tell her to stfu and go to bed.

or....


tell her to blow you for the duration of the game. she's allowed to stop periodically, but only for the time it takes to go in to the kitchen to make you a steak sandwich or get you a beer.
that way, you will watch the game, be together, and do nice things together. EVERYBODY WINS MAN

 

[TdC]

also...the writer of the developers guide to this application server I'm using. Whoever wrote it deserves a long, lingering, excruciatingly agonizing death. Actually, several deaths of that sort. Please baby jebus make it so!

 

[Poag]

Having a cold for a month now since before I started my holiday I have had a throat full of phlegm. It hurts when I breath but this fucker will not break into a full cold and will not fuck off. It is doing my nut in..

Holy crap i've had that too.

Bunged up nose and gungy throat for ages.......you been slipping me the tongue?

 

[Raven]

Take two spoons of cement mix and man the fuck up.