Raaaaargh! Teh Seel got pwned!

old.Tohtori

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So there was a small clitch in the inturnet, exlorer said pop and i lost a 2 page post here on how to become Eleet in DAoC. So now instead of that, you're going to hear a little rant about the wonders of internet.

Internet is the invention of satan!

Internet truly is the best invention satan ever concieved from the depths of hell. Who else could ever come up with something as diabolic as an unsteady book to write in?! The old D with a pitchfork, horns and a pointy tail is chuckling his motherf*cking golfpants off at the moment. "Gotcha! Zing! An hour wasted of your life! Ahahahha!!" Yeah thanks.

Popups!

Gods if i hate anything more then the internet as a whole, i hate popups(GET BIGGER PENIS!!*click*) more. These things just seem to(HERBAL REMEDY FOR HAIRLOSS!*click*)literally pop up like mushrooms in(SEX NOW GOOD!*click) rai..(OOGLE YOUR OLD FRIENDS! *click*) n..(HAVE YOU WIFE FROM THAILAND?! GET NOW! *click*) sigh...( DEPRESSED?! BUY HAPPYPILLS! *click*)

Explorers!

These things are the servants of the internet satan. It's not that they are hard to use, which only adds to the hell you're put through when you loose hours of work when there's an [Illegal actiun!] and things just decide to close. Nothing gives me more pleasure then to press that little x in the corner and watch explorer die over and over and over again. I ctrl you! Bit*h!

Games!

The inturnet isn't half as bad as the games we play over it. There are eleet kids who know everything about everything and are never wrong, while in real life they know nothing but got webster open 24/7. There are noobs who know nothing about nothing and think you have the answers they need. Bastards the lot of them. And if there is someone who isn't a noob or an eleet who try to increase the size of their internet penis, they say their 18, blonde and damn hot while in real life their hairy, 56, live in alaska and f*ck goats for a living while the other hairy bastards watch.

There isn't anything good about the internet satan that i can say, not atleast now. There's Porn but it's either "Free", meaning a minimal fee of 19,95$, or it's hidden under a virtual rock somewhere and not even Harry Potter would have the patience to try and find it. Not to mention the free porn you do find quite easy, kids drawings of a cat rubbing it's tail against something that looks either like a flat tire or a half filled balloon! Oh boy i wanna wank to that! So even a good thing like porn is now covered with the filthy droppings of the internet satan and is now as annoying as the kid nextdoor who likes to bang pans together at 5am.

Bah! Bah i say!

Good night!
 

Chilly

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seel, your not tryin ennuf if u cant find the pr0n tbh. not that id know..... ;)
 

Ala

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Yeah Chillys right ... that's what someone..... told me.

Lol @ your post seel, very true. Although, I can still find amusement in amongst it all... www.engrish.com for example.
 

old.Tohtori

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Just had to bump this little thing. Kinda remenising about the days i could write...
 

Deacan

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Got to love them little letters on the bottom corner of my firebird browser.

Adblock!
 

Sydrik

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How can I be the first one to point out that if you truely hated the internet you'd pull all the wires out, pee on your processor and poop on your hdd instead of bitching about it for half a frickin page on a forum on the INTERNET!!!!!
 

tRoG

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Sydrik said:
How can I be the first one to point out that if you truely hated the internet you'd pull all the wires out, pee on your processor and poop on your hdd instead of bitching about it for half a frickin page on a forum on the INTERNET!!!!!
Why would you wreak havok upon a poor computer just because you hate the intarweb?
 

Job

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THE INTERNET?
Is that thing still going?





shamelessly pinched, forgive me, oh fat yellow God.
 

Jonaldo

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I hate everything and everyone, yet I don't feel the urge to destroy the universe.


*hatches master plot*
 

Binky the Bomb

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He has a point, you cant go 2 mins on the net some times without running into enless streams of porn, even when your not looking for it (i old my hand up to this, i have no shame). It can rely be a pain when your looking for booklistings (an exmple from yesterday) when all of a sudden, i get seven messages asking for money for various unwated services. I mean why? And you close down one, and 12 more pop up to replace em. I use a pop up blocker but some are getting through, and the reason is flash media player extensions being abused (i think). If you do get something similare happen, you may want to check your settings for it. I switched a few off and i went back to the site, no problems.

But as for destroying your computer over a little tantrum, nah.
Tis a stupid man/woman/it/thing <delete as appropriate> to do something like that.
 

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