Queues

[Zenith.UK]

This happened to me the other day at morrisons....Every time I scanned an item and put it in the bag afterwards it decided to flash red and state it weighed the wrong amount thus needing constant staff member assistance. Took twice as long as just going to a till. (but if it does work it does save a lot of time)

Wifey had the same problem one time in Morrisons.
There were 2 tills on out of 14 or so and then there were the self-serves.
This was at 6PM on a Friday evening.
All 4 of the self-serves were failing after every scan and the poor girl was run ragged between them overriding every item. I just put the items down, walked up to the supervisor and told her "Open another till".
"Sorry, I have no staff to spare."
"Not my problem. You have a problem with all your self-serves so open another till, please."
"Sorry, I have no..."
"Get your manager now, please."
<Manager got and situation explained>
"Sorry about that, we'll open more tills now"
... before closing the self-serves, pulling the girl on a till, putting the supervisor on another till and even manning a till himself. That was a manager resolving a problem well.

 

[MYstIC G]

fucking self fucking service machines GRRR!!! when they work they are brilliant time saving devices

No they're not, you've just bought into the bullshit. The only thing they're good for is making people unemployed. Oh and if they're unreliable now, imagine how shut they'll be in 2-3 years when well used & poorly maintained.

Think forward people, buck the trend.

 

[Ezteq]

when people walk into me and don't say sorry also really pisses me off, i mean I got BRIGHT RED HAIR FFS it's not as if they can't see me!!

 

[Edmond]

when people walk into me and don't say sorry also really pisses me off, i mean I got BRIGHT RED HAIR FFS it's not as if they can't see me!!

And you also emit that high pitched scream too, very hard to avoid tbh

 

[Ezteq]

to be fair only bats and dogs can hear that

 

[Edmond]

Has a dog or bat ever bumped into you, i bet not, but if they did, they would apologize

 

[Ezteq]

Has a dog or bat ever bumped into you...

no but I've been pissed on by a cat, kicked by a guinea pig and gummed by a frog... none of which apologised

 

[Appollo]

My pet hates.

1. People who, when served in a shop, stand there for 2 minutes putting their change away. Move away and then do it so I can get served.

2. People at cash machines who take 5 minutes. What the fuck. It takes me 30 seconds to put my card in and input my pin number you thick fucks

word

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hates?

People who whine about having to wait a minute or two.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Girls that won't let you cum in there mouth and don't like giving BJs.

It's 2011 for fuck sakes.

 

[Zenith.UK]

Girls that won't let you cum in there mouth and don't like giving BJs.

It's 2011 for fuck sakes.

Do you like licking the fish?
Do you down on her first?

If the answer to either is "No", then you're in no position to criticise.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Do you like licking the fish?
Do you down on her first?

If the answer to either is "No", then you're in no position to criticise.

I oral my GF everytime and I quite enjoy it, however never once has she even even attempted to taste sperm.

Asian girls , not true though, a go go dancer I was with about a year ago went all the way with no hesitation. Haven't seen her since, got her on fb I think though

 

[cHodAX]

I oral my GF everytime and I quite enjoy it, however never once has she even even attempted to taste sperm.

Asian girls , not true though, a go go dancer I was with about a year ago went all the way with no hesitation. Haven't seen her since, got her on fb I think though

Pics or it didn't happen, YOU KNOW THE RULES DAMN YOU!!

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Pics or it didn't happen, YOU KNOW THE RULES DAMN YOU!!

I believe this is the girl Suchada Chaipha | Facebook and she wern't no looker' I was however shit faced

 

[old.user4556]

My biggest complaint about queues is not the queue itself, but people who stand far too damn close; it's a total invasion of personal space.

I was queueing for a coffee at work when I felt something brushing against my back, so I turned my head slightly and saw that the guy behind me was so close he could have penetrated me. He had his hand out, touching me, as he sifted through some change in his hand. I turned around, knocked the money from his hand and said "Sorry, am I in your way?".

Yes, that makes me an inflammatory cnut, but I hate people standing right up behind me and I especially don't like being touched

 

[old.Tohtori]

YOU KNOW THE RULES DAMN YOU!!

And so do i

 

[Edmond]

My biggest complaint about queues is not the queue itself, but people who stand far too damn close; it's a total invasion of personal space.

I was queueing for a coffee at work when I felt something brushing against my back, so I turned my head slightly and saw that the guy behind me was so close he could have penetrated me. He had his hand out, touching me, as he sifted through some change in his hand. I turned around, knocked the money from his hand and said "Sorry, am I in your way?".

Yes, that makes me an inflammatory cnut, but I hate people standing right up behind me and I especially don't like being touched

It's when you can feel them breathing down your neck, i know what your saying, it pisses me right off too

 

[Nate]

What if it was a bird from the boob or booty thread?

 

[Ch3tan]

I love self serve machines by the way, I'ver never ha a problem with them and they save me queueing. Win win.

 

[Nate]

They've never eaten your card? ;o lucky bastard!

 

[Raven]

Can't say I have used them. The rare occasion I go to the supermarket the queue seems bigger on them than the normal one, chock full of people who have no idea how to use them.

 

[old.user4556]

... and what's with ignorant cnuts that take 20 items to the ten-item-or-less queue? and why don't the staff do anything about it?

 

[Edmond]

... and what's with ignorant cnuts that take 20 items to the ten-item-or-less queue? and why don't the staff do anything about it?

Oh, the other day there was this woman with a trolly, fully loaded going through the 10 items or less, basket only till, and your right, they say fuck all !!!!

Why dont they make the gap at the end of the till narrower so a trolly can't get through, that would fuck 'em up. Dumb asses

RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[DocWolfe]

I know a guy that queued to shag a bird in a bush... he was first luckily but there were 4 other guys behind him.

 

[Edmond]

Classy girl

 

[old.user4556]

I know a guy that queued to shag a bird in a bush...

They raped a swan in it's own home?

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

... and what's with ignorant cnuts that take 20 items to the ten-item-or-less queue? and why don't the staff do anything about it?

That's what makes me rage, even in Thailand idiots try it, mostly foreigners, makes me rage.

Last time I was in London I witnessed a black oldish lady taking a trolly full through the basket only. A middle aged white women with a baby in a pram went crazy, pushed her tins down the convayer belt and it all kicked off. As you can imagine all hell broke lose and she even looked at me and said somthing for me to chime in. Stayed the fuck out of that one and got out before guns and knives came out. Was in a complete shit hole of a area as well, can't recall where, NE I think.