Question!

[Mikah75]

How would one end a raging letter of complaint to one excrement of a business? would it still be Yours Sincerely?

and that company is Virgin fucking Media for the curious

 

[old.Tohtori]

Raging letters of complaint go to file cabinet Z from the first sentence, so it's all the ladi-f*cking-da same, what you write in the end.

If you want to reach out and grab someone, by the gonads, try not raging.

 

[Mikah75]

I disagree, raging and demanding what you want gets it... people dont want to lose their customers and they will do what you ask to keep you when thrown a threat
besides, I have learnt telling them what they're going to give you always works, or they'll just give you something worse

 

[tris-]

yours faithfully

 

[Hawkwind]

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Always steal some words of wisdom from this great letter.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I disagree, raging and demanding what you want gets it... people dont want to lose their customers and they will do what you ask to keep you when thrown a threat
besides, I have learnt telling them what they're going to give you always works, or they'll just give you something worse

Well, depends on the store, but if you go in and scream everyone an a-hole, demand a foot up the managers a** and want to have sex with the hot clerk as compensation, it doesn't matter if there's a "please" in the end or not.

 

[Mikah75]

It isnt a store, its richard branson's excuse of a media company which shat all over a perfectly good Telewest

 

[tris-]

if you hate them so much, change company.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It isnt a store, its richard branson's excuse of a media company which shat all over a perfectly good Telewest

Well...durrrr. I know. My example wasn't mean to be taken AS literally. You got the point though? Good.

 

[Sparx]

faithfully if you know their name

sincerely if you dont


or is that the other way round

 

[Mikah75]

yeah i did
and tris because i refuse to pay another company for a year contract for 4months of use. you should get what you pay for, which i am not therefore, complaint

 

[tris-]

have you checked in the contract to see what exactly service is defined as?

regardless of how you percieve it, you may well be getting exactly what youre paying for.

 

[Laddey]

Yours Faithdie you *****ully

 

[old.Tohtori]

have you checked in the contract to see what exactly service is defined as?

regardless of how you percieve it, you may well be getting exactly what youre paying for.

Quite often this mistake is made by customers, especially in MMOs or in *cough* forums.

"We demand this!"

You agreed to this, so tough cookie.

 

[tris-]

i used to work for wanadoo and dealt with people like mikah all the time.

yes youre paying, but whos to say the service must be available 24/7? service will be defined and subject to other conditions.

 

[Rubric]

faithfully if you know their name

sincerely if you dont


or is that the other way round

Other way round.

 

[Mikah75]

thats not the problem, im not moaning cos its down at some time, because its retarded to not expect faults which need to be repaired but its been 6months now and at evenings you cant even load google its so slow, which is not 2mb, same at weekends

 

[Ezteq]

...this letter has been coated in the pustulant fluid from an ebola victims raging sore and just for good measure i wiped it across patty the day time hooker's scabious clam... I hope you enjoyed the sherbert dib dab i enclosed at the start of the letter

yours smirkingly

[insert name here]