Queen storms out in a huff

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id fuck her, and as far as im concerned she can keep that pimping jewelry on OOHHH YEAAAH
 

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If you read that, the queen doesnt storm off

Its our wonderful modern TV chanels editing footage to show what ever they think will get them there viewers. The storming off footage was before the photoshoot. She just went to get changed / use the loo / have a queenie fart or something. They just edited it to the end as it was far more dramatic. Pitty the queen found out, and is now very very pissed.

Bring back the 1600's there heads would of been all over the floor by now.
 

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Didn't she tell her to take her crown off?

She should have just told Annie Leibovitz to fuck off out of her Palace and then release the dogs
 

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I <3 the queen

Stupid tv companies, if I was her, i'd set MI5 on their arses.
 

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I don't know much about the UK goverment, royalty, or such matters. Well, i know some, but not enough since it doesn't really concern or even interest me. But i WAS wondering on why you peeps got a queen and not a king :eek7:

King would be so much cooler.

Did it go out with the whole democrazy thing?
 

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there isnt a king because QE2 was next inline to be head of state, when she pops it then one of the princes become king, forgot which one because i dont actually give a shit.
 

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Prince Phillip should be President on England.


He ROCKS.


and Boris Johnson should be his second in command.

We'd have our empire back in no time lol
 

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Prince Philip ftw :worthy:

Phil said:
Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"

To an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002: "Still throwing spears?"

On cuisine in 1966: "British women can't cook."

During the 1981 recession: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."

Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog: "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?"

Commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995: "We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' "

Responding to calls for a firearm ban after the Dunblane shooting: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?"

Referring to an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian."

Referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him in 1997: "Bloody silly fool!"

Talking to young deaf people in Cardiff about the school's steel band: "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf."

During a 1984 visit to Kenya, he's presented with a small gift from a native woman: "You are a woman, aren't you?"

Accepting a conservation award in Thailand in 1991: "Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world."

When asked to stroke a Koala bear in Australia in 1992: "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease."

Speaking to a Briton in Budapest in 1993: "You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly!"

Speaking to an islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994: "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?"

Speaking to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea: "You managed not to get eaten then?"

At a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting: "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

Pointing at 14-year-old Shahin Ullah during a visit to a London youth club: "He looks as if he is on drugs!"

During a state visit to China in 1986, he famously told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll be all slitty-eyed!"

In 2001 he told a 13-year-old schoolboy he was 'too fat' to become an astronaut.

More recently he joked that the answer to London's traffic congestion was to 'ban tourists'.
 

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