Quality seating for my posterior...

[Kryten]

I've got a cheapo thing for 15 quid from a second hand supplier in Milton Keynes (trade only), does the trick nicely.

Incidentally, Viking direct are slimy shit buggerers. They keep making mistakes in their catalogues (wrongly priced goods etc, items marked as being on offer when they aint) and refuse to supply them at the cheaper price. Stingy gits.