Psst! Tremor!!

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Damini

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Hows non-smoking going?

In the interests of being helpful I've made you a video to subliminally help you not smoke. Except I couldn't make a video so I've just stuck some words together and some images. I'm great, me. Propoganda bitch with her mind weaving ways.

Smoking... SMOKING!! Listen to my voice Tremor... Listen....

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Smoking is bad, and makes Baby Jesus cry.

*sickness, death, plague, insert more subliminal stuff here*

Non-smoking is the way to true happiness

Piss shit wank death Thatcher SMOKING taxes Spice Girls mortuary Anybody from Pop Idol toenails down a black board.

Non-smoking is happiness. Dance with us Tremmor! Dance!

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P.S... Did that help at all? Hehe....
 
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Disco PhoolCat

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Um, that moggy isn't meant to be ME, is it?:uhoh:
 
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.cage

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That image is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
 
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old.Jas

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Originally posted by Damini
Piss shit wank death Thatcher SMOKING taxes Spice Girls mortuary Anybody from Pop Idol toenails down a black board.
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Sounds like you have been smoking... and I ain't talking cigarettes
 
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Disco PhoolCat

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Well, some bugger else can do the Munchie Run this time, it's raining!:eek:
 
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Munkey-

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I wish to respectfully sue Damini for inserting damaging pictures against me
 
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Disco PhoolCat

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I'm with you, m8 - let's bring a class action!:p
 
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Damini

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Quit whinging you pansy boys. Its all healthy psychological conditioning. Where's Tremor anyway?

If you thought that picture was bad, its actually taken from an online childrens book. Contained in a site of short stories and poems, one notably about loving a gun and killing is fun. Follow the Scooby clues for more sinister pictures!
 
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Wazzerphuk

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This thread has inspired me to go smoke some more. :D
 
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Mellow-

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Must ... seek ... hhnnnggdddff ... medical ... attention
 
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Damini

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I spy you Tremor... You going to tell us how its going?
 
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Trem

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Awwww thanks a lot Dam's, it's nice to know you were thinking of me in my hour of immense stress and need, I can't lie I have smoked a couple since Wednesday, not many, just a couple:( I was feeling physically ill and dizzy by Friday, so alas I sparked up a death stick:( please don't hate me and don't forget I was on at least 30 a day for 10 years or so before that. Samm has been supportive and she bought me some apple flavoured sweetie string because the strawberry ones were a big hit:D I will and can do this and i'm sure your psychotic colage(sp) will help me along, thanks again my crazy friend;) . Sorry it took so long to reply been at work till now.
 
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Damini

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Bah, I don't hate you. I *do* think that you should give the patches a whirl. I think in Asda they sell them individually too, which means if they don't work for you, you don't have to hide 5 left over patches in a drawer forever.

Is this your first time trying to give up?
 
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Trem

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I gave up when I was about 20 for a couple of months, the problem then was that to susstitute the nicotine I was drinking a bottle of vodka a night:( .I gave up drinking not long after and i haven't drank alcohol since, I just kinda feel I need something "wrong" in my life apart from messing with myself:D I don't booze, I can't eat chocolate, I just need something Dam's:( BTW last time I gave up it was using the patches and they worked a treat, I just didnt want to dive right in with them this time and I thought I'd give the gum a go, well its my day off tomorrow so I shall be getting some uber-mega-cigar strength patches;)
 
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PR.

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Well I would have your hands tied behind your back and locked in a room...




... which would stop ya playing with your self, dunno about smoking though I never tried it :D
 
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Damini

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I get that Trem. I'm heartily running out of vices. I was *such* a naughty young girl. And now I feel like I'm 23 and my idea of rebellion is using metal utensils in a non-stick saucepan.

I honestly remember maybe in total less than a year of being aged between thirteen and seventeen. It was only going through an old photo book that I realised I'd been to Reading three times instead of two. And now I'm... sensible. Euch. And I can't even wear my old grungey clothes because since giving up smoking I've... fattened, shall we say. Arse. Maybe I need to take up gambling. Or importing endangered species.

But, now I'm on the outside of it, smoking is a very silly habit. And its very demanding. I was on thirty a day too, and when you think how many waking hours there are, and how long you go between cigarettes... Fine, fine, fine, mild crave, CRAVE, *smoke* fine, fine, fine, mild crave, CRAVE *smoke*... I always said I'd carry on smoking until I met someone that convinced me that old age was worth enduring. So thats my soppy reasoning there. But also, WIDE SCREEN TV is beautiful.

I hope it works Trem. But you must put aside the money each day and buy something at the end of the week. The only way to beat addiction is stenchey capatalism of the highest order. Oh, yeah , and love and respect for your non-smoking partner, blah blah, but mostly capataliam. And big tellies.
 
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Trem

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:eek6: You use METAL utensils on a non stick frying pan? samm would kill me if I did that, you naughty, naughty girl. Hmmmm maybe my new vice should be gardening!




















Nah:D
 
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Disco PhoolCat

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Originally posted by Ultimate N00bie
OMG

DP how could you chase them off a cliff!

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Sorry, couldn't help meself! Dogs chase cars, *I* chase mtb's!:D RrrrrrrrrRRROOOOOWWWWRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Metal Utensils???!?! Ffs! Good job Dormouse is away! She *hates* that - the sound AND the ripping up of the Teflon - like I hate cotton wool. Ughh! Now my fingernails are itching!:mad:
 
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Disco PhoolCat

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*chews tin foil*

*scrapes claws down blackboard*
 
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Munkey-

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i get tempted to smoke once in a while but I am held back by a few things (thank god)


meh granda died from lung cancer coz of it
the pics of the lungs who smoke look mank
the amount of tar accumulating within the place
the sheer expense of it all (sneaking off, buying, smoking, deodrant, running back, avoiding detention *repeat*)
and the fact that I consider people who smoke a right bunch of idiots (no offence chaps)
 
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Mellow-

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The Sun: ***Munkey in "sensible" Shocker***

*chews tin foil*
 
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*charlton_thd*

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yeah smokings bad, thats what killed my cousin Puff the Magic Dragon.







Man he was smoking like a chimney right up until he copped it





:D
 
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Munkey-

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i belive that was caused by sir summo and his arse piercing lance
 
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