Prydwen Witch Hunt!

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gibberish

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equally, theres some rule about it being legal, inside the City of Londons boundaries, to shoot a welshman with a crossbow, but only with a cross bow and i think theres time restrictions <shrugs> ]


Yep - this is true - being Welsh myself i and the rest of my countrymen have 2 b very aware of all such dangers that may affect our well-being. I believe this was only allowed on a Friday tho (probably 2 give the English aristocracy a warm-up to the weekend hunting event)
 
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old.Bubble

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just because we have the ability to make loads of you guys stare at the stars for a min that doesn't make us witchs!
 
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The Real Redi

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<looks up to see why everyone else is staring at the sky...>

mmmmmmmmmmm, spam.... :clap:
 
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Flimgoblin

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Originally posted by gibberish
equally, theres some rule about it being legal, inside the City of Londons boundaries, to shoot a welshman with a crossbow, but only with a cross bow and i think theres time restrictions <shrugs> ]


Yep - this is true - being Welsh myself i and the rest of my countrymen have 2 b very aware of all such dangers that may affect our well-being. I believe this was only allowed on a Friday tho (probably 2 give the English aristocracy a warm-up to the weekend hunting event)

I thought it was Chester...

unfortunately it was passed before later laws on manslaughter, murder, illegal use of an offensive weapon etc. :) So I'd not push yer luck ;)
 
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The Real Redi

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<transfers his gaze from the sky to the Xbow in his hand....>

awwwwwwWWWWWWWWW!!

someone always spoils my fun...

Oh well, im off to get drunk and herd Geese across London bridge... Either that or report a Black Cab driver for not having a bale of hay in his boot... :D

[for those wondering: Unless your a Freeman of the City of London, it is illegal to drive a herd of geese across the river, and, dating back to the days of the Hackney Carriages, to stop cruelty to the horses, the cabs had to carry a bale of hay, by law...]
 
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arianwyn

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Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Morgana turned me into a newt!

Next time it will be a tapeworm count y'self lucky.
 
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LunarDarkShadow

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Cease and desist this misjustice, I tell you!

I am no witch!

The telamons were indeed willing, as Bubble states!

And its our natural, winning charm that causes grown warriors to look at the stars for (over) a minute!

And the fact that I am marrying Jupitus at the Haunted Abbey in Avalon Marsh at midnight on October 31st, has nothing whatsoever to do with witchcraft!

Oh no, Bubble and I are not witches!

We are innocent fair maidens, cruelly persecuted by choosing an unpopular profession!

I DENY THEE GENERIC! I DENY THIS COURT! I SERVE ONLY THE LORD OF DARKN...oops LORD DARKSHADOW!
 
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old.Bubble

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/em prepares some confusion/foget spells for her day in court

So any other witness :D
 
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Jupitus

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Originally posted by LunarDarkShadow
I DENY THEE GENERIC! I DENY THIS COURT! I SERVE ONLY THE LORD OF DARKN...oops LORD DARKSHADOW!

<grins evilly>

<stealths and is gone>
 
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old.Bubble

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<Casts a Spell>

no Lord Jupitus your staying here :)
 
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Draigo

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Grrrrrr, Ha! found you again *slap* back in the river for you
 
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old.louise

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Originally posted by Skrad

Please, for the sake of justice, try Louise!
:(


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old.Bubble

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<looks at the Jury>
These Lies against by good name must stop!

<points at Draig>
This Moron throw me in the river again

i suggest we settle this the olf fashion way!

If i weigh the same as a duck then i'm a witch


What do you think of this draigo?
 
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ImLestat

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I have no interest in defending the foul witches of Albion. They are getting what's coming to them. However if you touch one single hair on Louise's head you will see the first Thane going berserk. I will chop your heads off one by one, and then I will Mjolnir your remains to Muspelheim and back!! Grrrrrr.
 

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