Proud

[Laddey]

of myself lads and lasses.


Went to get in my whip (car) about an hour ago looked at the drain and there was a bird just sat there, it was tiny bird man. Little black and white thing, it was fucked. Dunno why.

If i'd of left it, the cats would of had it.


So i ran in my gaff, got a note pad with the cardboard on the pack, scraped this bird onto the card board, put it on the grass. It got up and struggled then it flew off! Proud of myself man.

I never touched it, do they carry diseases n shit?

Do you honestly think that the bird has any gratitude towards me? Sayin thanks in the back of its mind? What ya reck?

 

[Ezteq]

sounds like a pied wagtail laddey, they sometimes collapse from fright or exhaustion or occasionally they fly into car windscreens and spark themselves out. You did a really nice thing there man, am also proud of you!

Pigeons can carry salmonella but tbh after touching any animal just wash your hands because they don't tend to bath regularly lol

 

[Lamp]

well done

 

[Laddey]

thx ;D


you reckon it recognises what i done for it?

 

[megadave]

i hope it shits on your car

 

[Nate]

You may have just contracted bird flu. Bet the bird's laughing now!

JK!!

Good on you!

 

[Laddey]

i hope it shits on your car

haha

 

[Ezteq]

lol tbh who cares if its grateful, I dont know if animals realise when we help them but just the fact you helped should be enough...zen I has it!

 

[Shagrat]

you've earned yourself some karma, just be happy with that

 

[Amanita]

It probably didn't really understand what happened... But Karma knows...

 

[Job]

thx ;D


you reckon it recognises what i done for it?

Yeah ,but that cat who had just gone to get knife and fork thinks your a twat.

 

[Raven]

You missed out on dinner.

 

[Gwadien]

Aye, it probably carried a desiese, and it carried the desiese and wiped out 1000's of cats, you bastard you....

 

[pez]

You didn't throw it at a prostitute?

 

[megadave]

what he didnt mention was that he tidied a long bit of string around its neck and waited

 

[Punishment]

I did a similarly strange thing afew months ago with a mouse that we caught in a trap in the house , i was watching top gear thinking do i let the little bugger choke to death ...

I couldn't so i went out took him out of the trap and left him outside inside an old slipper my da had left ontop of one of the sheds with some cake so he would be hidden till he recovered , i hope the little guy was ok as the following day he was gone

That beign said i did the same thing 2 weeks ago but the poor fellas neck was broken so when i called over my 13 year old black lab to see what all the noise was about <when he heard the trap go off he stood up and made his big thick ''IM AN OLD DOG HOW DARE NOISE WAKE ME'' bark and he stuck his head right up to the mouse now on its back wide eyed thinking ''OH FUCK IM DINNER'' the dog just sniffs and walks off as if to say ...

Anddddd... The mouse shits itself and pisses itself and is rigid

Poor bastard must have had a heart attack .... needless to say i don't help animals anymore as i felt bad

 

[georgie]

The mouse shits itself and pisses itself and is rigid

Poor bastard must have had a heart attack .... needless to say i don't help animals anymore as i felt bad

Alternatively you could stop putting fucking traps down.

 

[Punishment]

Alternatively you could stop putting fucking traps down.

Our house is 120 years old , was refurbed like 40 years ago after being used as a shed for fodder for many many years , they have ways of egtting in we cant do jack about

 

[megadave]

get a cat

 

[Punishment]

get a cat

Cats are evil + my labrador would eat it

 

[Ezteq]

lol part dog part slug!!


awesome

 

[pikeh]

of myself lads and lasses.


Went to get in my whip (car) about an hour ago looked at the drain and there was a bird just sat there, it was tiny bird man. Little black and white thing, it was fucked. Dunno why.

If i'd of left it, the cats would of had it.


So i ran in my gaff, got a note pad with the cardboard on the pack, scraped this bird onto the card board, put it on the grass. It got up and struggled then it flew off! Proud of myself man.

I never touched it, do they carry diseases n shit?

Do you honestly think that the bird has any gratitude towards me? Sayin thanks in the back of its mind? What ya reck?

It may sound gay or whatever, but thats a really nice thing to do

 

[Laddey]

It may sound gay or whatever, but thats a really nice thing to do

i owe karma alot ;D so nows time to start paying back!

 

[Raven]

Can I borrow a tenner please?

 

[Laddey]

Can I borrow a tenner please?

I was thinking of something like this.

Anything under £100 i lend i want 10% back.

Anything under £500 i want 20% back.


Would it work? ;<

 

[georgie]

Just 10% or the £100 + 10%?

If it's the first one... could I borrow £100 please, mate?

 

[Sparx]

Screw that mate, double bubble everytime

 

[old.Tohtori]

i owe karma alot ;D so nows time to start paying back!

Doesn't work like that.

No matter how much good you do, you get shit all back(or i better get to be something awespme next life ffs) but the moment you do something bad, you get slapped. Karma claims to be fair, but she's just another pms bitch

If nothing else, you saved some home owner the annoyancce of finding a dead bird on their porch. So go over the houses and knock on doors, sking if they have a cat and asking for a reward