ford prefect
Can't get enough of FH
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It seems inevitable that sometime very soon, that these servers are going to have to cluster with a German cluster.
Now this caused issues on Glastonbury because of the language barrier involved when suddenly many English people found themselves having to read German.
A possible solution should begin now, by converting English speaking clusters into a new language – EuroEnglish.
The process should take place over the next five months to allow people to acclimatize. In the first month, “s” should replace the soft “c” and “k” will can replace the hard “c”.
Hopefully by the sekond month Kommunity enthusiasm will allow for the troublesome "ph" to be replased with an "f". This will make words like "fotograph" 20 per cent short and more effisient.
In the third month, Kommunity akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to get to a stage where more komplicated alterations are possible. So double letters will be removed to inkrease the likelihod of better spelling and akurate tranzlation. Naturaly the silent "e" will have to go.
By the fourth munth, peopl will be reseptiv to steps like replasing "th" with "z" and "w" wiz "v".
During ze fifz munz, ve vil hav a senibl ritten styl zat all kan uze. Zer vil be no mor trublz or difikultiz and avrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.
Hail GoA!
Now this caused issues on Glastonbury because of the language barrier involved when suddenly many English people found themselves having to read German.
A possible solution should begin now, by converting English speaking clusters into a new language – EuroEnglish.
The process should take place over the next five months to allow people to acclimatize. In the first month, “s” should replace the soft “c” and “k” will can replace the hard “c”.
Hopefully by the sekond month Kommunity enthusiasm will allow for the troublesome "ph" to be replased with an "f". This will make words like "fotograph" 20 per cent short and more effisient.
In the third month, Kommunity akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to get to a stage where more komplicated alterations are possible. So double letters will be removed to inkrease the likelihod of better spelling and akurate tranzlation. Naturaly the silent "e" will have to go.
By the fourth munth, peopl will be reseptiv to steps like replasing "th" with "z" and "w" wiz "v".
During ze fifz munz, ve vil hav a senibl ritten styl zat all kan uze. Zer vil be no mor trublz or difikultiz and avrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.
Hail GoA!
