Proof that God exists...

[Shagrat]

hahaha

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

I particularly like no 39

ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF
(1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Christianity.
(2) This is just what Satan intended.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

 

[Edmond]

67 really enforces the argument

ARGUMENT FROM HATE
(1) Some atheists hate Christians and Christianity.
(2) That's why they don't believe in God.
(3) Pathetic, aren't they?
(4) Therefore, God exists.

 

[old.Tohtori]

To be honest there's more "proof" of the pantheon existing then a singular god.

(1) Singular bible god = benevolent etc, happy go lucky(new testament that is, what most believe in) beardy fella on a cloud.
(2) Pantheon(odin and buddies) = vindictive, petty, dangerously bored at times, yet fun(not for us)loving gods who like to toy with humans in good and bad.
(3) Therefore ( ), Odin and friends exists more then bible-god.

 

[Raven]

I don't think its serious, you don't need to get defensive.


(Or at least, I hope it's not serious!)

 

[mooSe_]

lol of course it isnt serious although the one's at the top of the list are standard arguments

 

[DaGaffer]

I particularly like:

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION, a.k.a. TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA'S ARGUMENT
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

[Scouse]

I couldn't bring myself to read more than the first few.

Reminded me of arguing with Toht and Turamber too much

 

[old.Tohtori]

I couldn't bring myself to read more than the first few.

Reminded me of arguing with Toht and Turamber too much

Ah sweet, the trolls still linger in your mind. I get +10 points

 

[Job]

God doesn't care what you think.

 

[Wij]

I'd be glad if He did. Imagine how awesome it would be to become the Godslayer!

*don Doctor Doom armour*

 

[Gwadien]

Toht's on a religious thread

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sar]

Nietzsche is dead

 

[Overdriven]

BOATWRIGHT'S ARGUMENT
(1) Ha ha ha.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

This one, is the best.