programmer humour

[Thorwyn]

http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=bill+gates&btnG=Search

http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=fucking&btnG=Search+Code

 

[Chronictank]

320: td.className = "icon";
var IE_IS_A_FUCKING_SHIT = '>';
if (HTMLArea.is_ie) {
td.unselectable = "on";
IE_IS_A_FUCKING_SHIT = " unselectable='on' style='height=1px'> ";
}

1614: # This is so fucking stupid, but there are bugs
# somewhere in all the magic that handles XHTML

lol
i got into trouble for doing something like that

Aha found it

atcher
Messagebox.show("Path Found, Running Patch Installers . . .")
REM If you got this far and its not working, click your heels 3 times and say "theres
REM no place like Debian"

 

[Boni]

Theres something deeply satisfying about writting comments likes those against code you hate. Love the one that says 'BOOL is a Tri-State according to Bill Gates'

 

[Thorondorito]

http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en&lr=&q=bullshit

71: /* now this function is the greatest bullshit I have ever seen.
* The ISO people must be out of their minds. */

 

[Overdriven]

   352:      kdDebug(29000) << "ERR: no device exists :(" << endl;
             // bullshit happend
          accept();

 

[evzy]

Big load of gobblediegook to me....

 

[tris-]

Big load of gobblediegook to me....

deary deary me

 

[evzy]

I could see the odd word here n there but couldnt be bothered to work it out / am not a programmer so its all a bit vague for moi...

 

[Kaun_IA]

Big load of gobblediegook to me....

there are 10 types of people in this world.... those who understand binary and those who dont

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, code talk...

/goto 10
10 don't care!

 

[evzy]

there are 10 types of people in this world.... those who understand binary and those who dont

See I get that one...

Rest still looks like a bag of spanners in a tumble dryer though

 

[Krait]

See I get that one...

Rest still looks like a bag of spanners in a tumble dryer though

The type of computer humour i can relate to.

 

[Overdriven]

there are 10 types of people in this world.... those who understand binary and those who dont

*Kills you* I'm sick of Binary, Hex and Octal... DEATH TO DATA TYPES AND BASES! =<

 

[Takhasis]

rofl - class

 

[Heta]

ROFL!!!! that so funny!!

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