Program riddle/jokes inside ^^

[DrunkSkunk]

ok, here are some riddle/jokes for programmers

1) who said this : 0x2B | ~0x2B

2) and: Why do programmers keep mixing up Halloween and Christmas?

you are warned, them are lame

 

[DocWolfe]

first one is to be or not to be shakespeare

 

[DrunkSkunk]

first one is to be or not to be shakespeare

yer \o/.. that 1 was easy

 

[Overdriven]

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31



Edit: google

 

[Ekydus]

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31



Edit: google

Anyone who still doesn't get it:
DECimal 25 == OCTal 31
http://www.lookuptables.com/

 

[Ezteq]

tbh i really dont want to get it, you start laughing at that stuff man its like boogying on down at a parr-tay feelin funky kickin arse, spotting your self in the mirror and thinking "hay wtf's my dad doing here!!".
Or finally seeing that the greased strands stretched across your scalp just dont fool anyone, even blind people point and laugh when they see you on a windy day



its that one frozen moment of clarity where you know, and you know theres no going back, no chance of redemption; thats it, you cant kid yourself any longer......




your not cool any more

 

[TeaSpoon]

That or I get it because its on my uni course...

 

[DrunkSkunk]

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31



Edit: google

nerf google

 

[Thadius]

nerf google

Without google image search, me, vlad and Gamah would be lost

 

[DrunkSkunk]

Without google image search, me, vlad and Gamah would be lost

no goats to look at?

 

[Rookiescot]

no goats to look at?

That had me laughing irl...

+1

 

[old.Tohtori]

Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.

 

[Bahumat]

this game is lame