problems with housemates...

[Ormorof]

ok, i live in a big house of 10 people, i get on with 4 of them, dont mind 2 of the others but the rest i couldnt give two shits about...

now my problem is, one of the ones i dont get on with keeps calling our landlord making up wild claims about me and another housemate (claiming we are keeping pets, fighting all the time and continously trying to set the house on fire) our landlord has been aorund 5 times in the last 3 days and he is getting a wee bit fed up i think, but so am i (hell im in the room nearest the door so i always end up opening the door for him )

do we have any legal things in our favour? (our contract doesn't state anything about house relationships just about ensuring noise cant be heard outside the house after 11pm)

 

[Blackjack]

ok, i live in a big house of 10 people, i get on with 4 of them, dont mind 2 of the others but the rest i couldnt give two shits about...

now my problem is, one of the ones i dont get on with keeps calling our landlord making up wild claims about me and another housemate (claiming we are keeping pets, fighting all the time and continously trying to set the house on fire) our landlord has been aorund 5 times in the last 3 days and he is getting a wee bit fed up i think, but so am i (hell im in the room nearest the door so i always end up opening the door for him )

do we have any legal things in our favour? (our contract doesn't state anything about house relationships just about ensuring noise cant be heard outside the house after 11pm)

"One more lie to the landlord... and i will beat you, Ike and Tina style, rip your head off and shit down your neck"

Should clear that right up

 

[Ezteq]

hehe just do what me and b2 did when we were in that situation and pee in their orange juice

[edit: it doesnt really stop them unless you have poison wee but it makes you feel better, oh yeah thats right drink it allll down Mmmm isnt that everso much better!]

 

[Congax]

hehe just do what me and b2 did when we were in that situation and pee in their orange juice

[edit: it doesnt really stop them unless you have poison wee but it makes you feel better, oh yeah thats right drink it allll down Mmmm isnt that everso much better!]

You seriously are one fucked up sicko

 

[cmr]

ok, i live in a big house of 10 people, i get on with 4 of them, dont mind 2 of the others but the rest i couldnt give two shits about...

now my problem is, one of the ones i dont get on with keeps calling our landlord making up wild claims about me and another housemate (claiming we are keeping pets, fighting all the time and continously trying to set the house on fire) our landlord has been aorund 5 times in the last 3 days and he is getting a wee bit fed up i think, but so am i (hell im in the room nearest the door so i always end up opening the door for him )

do we have any legal things in our favour? (our contract doesn't state anything about house relationships just about ensuring noise cant be heard outside the house after 11pm)

not much you can do but move out or stick it out

what helps is also giving them what they deserve, last year had a similar situation to you but only 5 people two of which already were there and 3 mates, one tried to stir up a lot of shit and turned a mate into an asshole, is a long story

got her kicked out of the house this year for claiming to be a student and live there and also reported her for fraud by having 2 student overdrafts


if you dont have anything to fuck them over with then keep looking for it

one thing that works is loud music at 9am, but then that pisses off innocent people if they are in and not awake yet

 

[psyco]

i dont think he(land lord) can evict 1 or 2 of you, so dont worry about it... he'll have to chuck all of you out

 

[Sparx]

i dont think he(land lord) can evict 1 or 2 of you, so dont worry about it... he'll have to chuck all of you out

that depends if he is renting a room or collectivly they rented the house. Big difference there

 

[Dukat]

"One more lie to the landlord... and i will beat you, Ike and Tina style, rip your head off and shit down your neck"

Should clear that right up

QFT!

 

[Azurus]

Jizz on their faces while they're sleeping

 

[Ormorof]

that depends if he is renting a room or collectivly they rented the house. Big difference there

you see thats why we havent done anything yet as its a joint contract (we all got on well last year... )

 

[Roken]

No. 11 Park Grove - oh the memories

Sounds more likely that the landlord will get p*ssed off coming over for nothing and eventually "the boy who cried wolf" syndrome will occur.

In my experience landlords don't care what you do, so long as you don't cost them money or die in thier property.

 

[Tilda]

Try to sort it out in the house?
Assuming you arn't trying to set the house on fire etc, call a house meeting, all 10 of you sit down and discuss it all.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok, who the f*ck brought a laptop to big brother?

 

[Ezteq]

In my experience landlords don't care what you do, so long as you don't cost them money or die in thier property.

sooo true!

the shared house we lived in was a nightmare, well it was ok to start but the landlord was a real pushover and he heard the jingle of well fare benifits to pay rent so he rented out to the scummiest buggers out there (not saying all people on benifits are scum but the ones he dredged up were) we had:

Hayley the crack whore, 17 year old prostitute who used to leave her used needles all over the house, steal our food from the cupboards and fridge then cry when we confronted her about it sayin she was innocent, then she'd leave her rubbish bin outside her door with all our empty food containers in it. oh and she ended up owing money to soem scarey dude who came round waving a gun t everyone.

zara the gobby cow who'd have full volume raging fights with her skanky bf at 3am then get shitty with you when you told her to shhh then her brother came round looking to hid out after stabbing someone (no crap he had blood all over his shirt)

Random noisy bloke with speaker system as big as me and he played that boom boom music all night long so loud all our stuff got shaken off the shelves, he also kicked in the bathroom door and beat up his gf

Roy the nutter who was convinced the masons were out to get him, some voodoo curse had been put on him and made his brain move "no way im not joking man i felt it move, it was the masons and now they got the police watching me because i know their secrets", he got a picture of some philipino bird and saw it wink at him (just before his suitcase started flying round his bedroom) so he took it as a sign and married her

Danielle the beast, shag anything that couldnt move fast enough to get away, let a bunch of pikeys in one night when a few of the other house mates were away and they robbed the place and kicked in the bedroom doors, then she got shitty with everyone for asking her wtf were you thinking?? oh and then she and hayley brought some guys back who got totally pissed and shit all over the bathroom floor.

honestly im not kidding everything i have said here is true it all happened and the landlord was told about it multiple times ut as long as the DSS kept the rent cheques coming in her wasnt going to evict any of them.

my advise? never ever live in a shared house, youve seen "Friends"? well its nothing like that, go rent "Hostle, single white female and pacific heights" and youll get more of an idea what its like.

 

[Gamah]

1. Get petorl
2. Poor petrol outside his room
3. and under door.
4. light match
5. set fire.

 

[Garaen]

Which estate agent are you with Orm?

There's not much you can do apart from telling your housemate to stop being a ****. Also most estate agents don't really care about pets. I would advise telling the estate agent that your housemate is making all of this shit up (if you haven't already).

 

[Ormorof]

Which estate agent are you with Orm?

There's not much you can do apart from telling your housemate to stop being a ****. Also most estate agents don't really care about pets. I would advise telling the estate agent that your housemate is making all of this shit up (if you haven't already).

well the guy came around again and we told him it was all bullshit, he then said that all he needed was a hysterical mad bitch calling him all the time lol

and im with a company called Clubeasy

 

[cmr]

1. Get petorl
2. Poor petrol outside his room
3. and under door.
4. light match
5. set fire.

holy shit gamah made me laugh

 

[crispy]

Bake a brownie for your roommate you dont like... and i dont mean the cake ;D

 

[Mikah75]

Bake a brownie for your roommate you dont like... and i dont mean the cake ;D

rofl

 

[Sparda]

while kinda the same thing isnt, so i dont know if it helps.

I live in a very nice block of flats, not your usual high rise crap with lifts / bathrooms and binsheds / sharps disposal unit, but a nice large build thats been sorta converted.
Anyhow we had some issues with the twit upstairs comming in pissed at 2am every night of the week. Thats not to bad, it was when he decided to cook something while listening the Celien Dion on full. About 5 times he fell asleep and set of the fire alarms. Anyhow we couldnt get the guy evicted as there was no evidence (yes even with 7 other people all saying the same thing). We had to log everything the guy did that either breached his contract or was just plain unneighbourly, in a dairy day by day for 2 weeks.

Anyhow to cut it short, we did his and 3 weeks later the fker was gone.

My point, record what there saying and when they say it ( if you know ).
Also on the otherhand the land lord shouldnt be able to evict you without evidence of those acusations, so find there little note book with all the stuff your doing wrong it it and burn it fast, or just try prove its fake if there doing one at all.

I'll shut up now....

 

[Ormorof]

hehe the latest time he came around and said he was looking for fire damage as he was told the hallway was on fire and that "the damage could be clearly seen", so when i let him in he seemed suprised that i was abit confused about a fire, he checked out the whole house and declared that there was no sign of any fire, he also mentioned that they had called before about stuff but he had been round saw no evidence to support their claims, so guess the landlord is kinda on our side now (he did look fed up with constantly being in our house tbh)

 

[evzy]

Kill









Them









All

 

[Mey]

Somebody was drinking my mates orange squash so he pissed in it. I'm hope the fuckers enjoyed their drinks robbing bastards.

 

[Tilda]

imo, stop being an arse and expecting just to be able to kick them out.
Have you tried fucking talking to them? Tell them in a big meeting their behaviour is not acceptable. Sort it out for yourself rather than expecting just to be able to yell breach of contract and have the problems melt away.

 

[CorNokZ]

Kill them all

Even the grey ones!