Private Registration Plates.

[Lazarus]

Guys / Girls

Anyone in the forums have private registration plates for their cars which they still have the relevant paperwork for?

drop me a PM / email - I want to "fabricate" a letter/document but want to have some form of authenticity in there.

 

[Nos]

What exactly do you need to fabricate one for?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anyone who have their credit card photo please PM me, i need a copy

 

[Lazarus]

Surpise For The Wifes 40th

 

[Nos]

Instead of actually buying one? I could photograph my documents and email the pics....

 

[Lazarus]

that would be VERY nice of you nos.

either photo / scan - just so I can see layout/content.

ive pmed you my email addy

 

[Will]

NO N1X, yeah?


I'm really classy...

 

[nath]

You have a personalised number plate Nos?

Oh dear :\

 

[Lazarus]

was going for R40 FAT

 

[Munkey]

I hope its a wind-up

 

[Nos]

You have a personalised number plate Nos?

Oh dear :\

Tacky I know, but it does say N4FE

 

[nath]

omgz! sell it to me plz!*

How much did you pay for it?





*not really :\

 

[leggy]

was going for R40 FAT

I assume she will be giving you divorce papers for yours?

 

[Lazarus]

more than likely.

after she has hit me over the head a few times with the mockup plate i am getting

 

[Ono]

PEN 15

 

[TdC]

was going for R40 FAT

I admire your spirit Laz, when the wife has finished I'll give your remains a decent burial

 

[Lazarus]

guys,

got the piccies of the document and attempting to change them to suit.

Anyone know what FONT is used on the documents for the name, address etc?

 

[Lazarus]

got the plate made up today, gonna give her it on Saturday.

Anyone got the odds on how long I will have to survive?

 

[.Wilier.]

Laz, when your dead, can I move in with Mrs Laz?

 

[old.Tohtori]

got the plate made up today, gonna give her it on Saturday.

Anyone got the odds on how long I will have to survive?

Look on the bright side, if she's married to you she's bound to have aGREAT sense of humor

 

[Tilda]

Without sounding dense, what does the R40 part of the plate mean? I'm having trouble translating it :S

 

[Hansmoleman]

Without sounding dense, what does the R40 part of the plate mean? I'm having trouble translating it :S

first guess would be 'are' if wrong im sorry and will go back to lurking.

 

[Lazarus]

purely conincedental Tilda.

I did a search on a website which sold plates using 40 (her age) and FAT, the first reg displayed was R40 FAT.

 

[Tilda]

ah haa, I must have spent atleast 25 mins trying to think what the hell it could be

Thanks

 

[`mongoose]

So laz

Do we have an itinery of your last day of life?

There's no chance she isn't going to cut you in half using the blunt edge of that number plate imo.

(could turn into an interesting thread - what would you do with your last 24 hours? )

M

 

[Lazarus]

Busy w/e this weekend, got lots of things on.

hopefully will be able to see the majority of it

 

[Lazarus]

bugger me gently - and sideways at that

Gave her the plates (wrapped up) and she fecking LIKED them

She claims that she has to get used to the idea of being 40 and the "FAT" is actually part of her name!!!!!

so, instead of her going ballistic and beating me to death with the blunt number plate, she fecking says she would quite like it.

ME (being stupid) said it was still available..................................I wish she HAD beaten me to death with it

 

[Draylor]

Women

At least your still alive

 

[Chilly]

lol good marks laz