Predator, prey or heading for extinction? (Questionaire)

[old.Tohtori]

Found this while looking up some info on predators hunting other species to extinction(linked to whaling), and thought people might find it boring or time--wasting

Testy thingy.

My result kitty.

 

[Fast]

A Little Bit Of Everything 44%

Sounds about right. Yes that wasted some monday morning work time, more!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes that wasted some monday morning work time, more!

More survival then?

Scratch last, this zombie thingy is better; Quizzy quiz

 

[Fast]

Much better quiz, You are 22% likely to survive pfft. I blame the lack of "Go to the Pub" option on what would be your plan. I clearly would of got 100% if said option was available

 

[old.Tohtori]

Much better quiz, You are 22% likely to survive pfft. I blame the lack of "Go to the Pub" option on what would be your plan. I clearly would of got 100% if said option was available

Are you an alcoholic?

I can do this all day

Though it's hell-a-funny how the results work as propaganda;

Your score is 15%. According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your drinking patterns are harmful and possibly considered alcohol dependent or alcoholic. You may want to seek an evaluation by a healthcare professional.

All due to having remorse(hangover), drinking alone(who doesn't have a beer at the computer?) and having an occasion when i blacked out(big party man!)

 

[00dave]

More survival then?

Scratch last, this zombie thingy is better; Quizzy quiz

stupid zombie quizz. 39%? I've had weapons training and can drive just about any vehicle, zombies wouldn't stop me!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah it's a harsh quiz, though most likely quite accurate giving the severity of a Z-scenario

Have to remember that a 39% percentage is quite a lot to survive a situation.

 

[TdC]

You are 8% likely to survive. I'll need 00dave to save me

 

[00dave]

but why aren't swords allowed, a sharp katana would be my ideal choice for an up close encounter with a zombo.

 

[00dave]

You are 8% likely to survive. I'll need 00dave to save me

I'll save you. I'll need someone to head up the swaffling department in the post zom-pocalypse goverment.

 

[TdC]

I'm more than willing to be Minister of Swaffling, deferring to you, oh great Dictator and Zom-pocalypse Savior!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I got a 85% survival rating, but then again lying is a necessary skill in post zom-pocalypse world.

 

[Sparx]

only 20% on the zombie? what?! i have a great plan, i am professionaly trained in weapons (trained by the best) and can drive etc

 

[leviathane]

i only got 40% rubbish quiz.

 

[Ctuchik]

I'm zombie chow :<

 

[Thadius]

24%

Strange this is, I have already sorted my attic outraeddy for z day!

Just need to start buying more beans and gas for my little stove!

 

[00dave]

I think we're all agreed that the quizz is inaccurate and that we'd all easily survive Z day, except Tdc who is now sadly my responsibility

 

[Thadius]

I think we're all agreed that the quizz is inaccurate and that we'd all easily survive Z day, except Tdc who is now sadly my responsibility

I dont think zombies would want their mouths anywhere on TDC's body anyway

 

[leviathane]

surely Thundergays' dildo of hope can vanquish the zombies?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think we're all agreed that the quizz is inaccurate and that we'd all easily survive Z day, except Tdc who is now sadly my responsibility

I think the inaccuracy comes from this test being too much concentrated on training, physical attributes and location.

Would need one that tests your reaction to events, test your plan and tests your "scare" level.

 

[TdC]

I'm zombie chow :<

don't feel bad mate: someone has to die. it's simple statistics!

Just need to start buying more beans and gas for my little stove!

with enough beans you can make your own gas! you're already on your way to rebuild your post-Z world! well done!

I think we're all agreed that the quizz is inaccurate and that we'd all easily survive Z day, except Tdc who is now sadly my responsibility

what? I've just arranged our future power plant in the person of Thad, who will do it in exchange for beans!

I dont think zombies would want their mouths anywhere on TDC's body anyway

are you saying I would disgust a zombie?

surely Thundergays' dildo of hope can vanquish the zombies?

If I had a dildo of hope I wouldn't need 00dave to save me

unless......you are in fact referring to him in this case?

 

[Thadius]

are you saying I would disgust a zombie?

I think they would rather starve than eat you :<

 

[TdC]

ban!

 

[00dave]

If I had a dild0 of hope I wouldn't need 00dave to save me

unless......you are in fact referring to him in this case?

I would love to be called that

 

[Thadius]

ban!

Can you imagine it?

If you get bit by a zombie, you become one.

If you bite a TDC, you become a thundergay.

Bring on the zombies tbfh ;(

 

[TdC]

*infects Thad*

 

[Uara]

Me i'd probably end up dead. I've got my plans all sorted but I normally suffer from bad luck!

 

[Overdriven]

32% on zombie

 

[TdC]

10 minutes into the Zompocalypse...Uara wonders if he's closed the downstairs window...

 

[Uara]

10 minutes into the Zompocalypse...Uara wonders if he's closed the downstairs window...

Yeah or I'd probably leave the conservatory door open after rushing inside to sort things out!