Post your morning routines

[Urgluf]

What does everyone do to get ready for the day?

I'll go first..

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

 

[kirennia]

Have a wank, start the day.

 

[Chronictank]

wake up
shower
dress
cereal
train station

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wake up.
Groan.
Get up.
Take a piss(optional).
Get dressed.
Go to work or enjoy the rest of the day.

It ai't pretty, it ain't poetic, but damn it's living.

 

[Overdriven]

Wake up
Groan and swear while doing so
force out of bed
breakfast
teeth
coffee
out.

 

[Edmond]

Have a piss
wake up
get up
dry myself down
clean sheets
stop cat from sniffing duvet
wash
teeth
tea
feed cat
out the door (late)

 

[Mey]

Wake up, drop alarm clock on the floor, stick my dressing gown on, smoke, have a shower, piss, teeth, shave, tea and breakfest whilst watching tele, finish drying myself down, dress, do whatever i got to do that day.

 

[old.windforce]

wake up being jumped by a 4 year old girl going straight for my balls with her knees
take shower
make food
eat food
go to work

 

[- English -]

when im off uni? lol

wake up 11-12 ish
snooze
turn alarm off after 2nd snooze
fall back asleep
wake up 2 ish
bum around all day

 

[Ch3tan]

You are all epic fail.

Patrick Bateman:I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

 

[crispy]

Alarm
Kill it with fire
Sleep
ZzzZzzz
Get up when im not passing out each time my eyes open up.
Curse the world for its nazi way of getting up early.
Shower.
Curse some more (usually stuff that doesnt normally piss me off)
Avoid people
Curse people who i cant avoid
Dress
Do whatever i needed to be doing eariler while sleeping.

God damn waking up is a bitch

 

[Lamp]

What with the getting dressed thing ?

You all know the rules by now. Either go into work naked, or wear the clothes you fell asleep in last night.

 

[Vladamir]

Wake
Piss
Coffee
Internets
Shower
Food
Gym

 

[Bahumat]

lmao nice one

 

[Olgaline]

Wake up.
Scratch da belly & groan
Reach out for the hot cup of coffee freshly brewed by my lovely GF.
walk up to the comp, "turned on by my GF.
Eat the breakfast, usually fresh baked warm skones placed at the comp for me by my GF.
Go for a pis.
wet the hiar and splash of water on the face
dry off
Put on cloths.
bit of wax in the hair
Bit of spray for the armpitts
have a another cup of coffee
walk out the door.

 

[Bahumat]

Was I the only one who realised the link, then was quick enough to edit their post?

 

[Lethul]

wake up, make food, eat food, brush teeth

 

[Iceforge]

You are all epic fail.

Ah, you ruined it for me by posting before I even read the thread, I knew the moment the "if my face is a little puffy I put on a icepack" came, rofl

 

[Aoami]

wake up
wank
go to work

 

[Huntingtons]

isnt it like:
wank, fall asleep?

 

[Ch3tan]

Was I the only one who realised the link, then was quick enough to edit their post?

Well yes, you were the only one to edit your post. I however pointed out the link before you. So ner

 

[Raven]

get up
feed the cat
feed the goldfish
put the kettle on
go for a shit
make a cup of coffee
drink it while browsing bbc news website
get showered
get dressed
make lunch
go to work

 

[russell]

OMFG. You are kidding right

 

[Laddey]

Wake up
Order my mum to make food
Turn on laptop
abuse himse on irc

 

[Mikah75]

At home I get up at 6.30 go for a run for about half an hour to an hour which includes push ups and some stomach crunches. Get back and have weetabix with fruit and little bit of soya milk. Then have a shower with a variety of Simple brand products, face exfoliater, body scrub etc as allergic to soap and things with fragrances and colouring in. Get out, dry, simple moisturiser. Brush teeth, floss and mouthwash.

Then I get dressed and watch some channel 4.

 

[soze]

Alarm
Piss
Teeth
Shower
Laptop - Check eztv axxo ect
Smelly stuff
Clothing
Work

 

[Urgluf]

My real one:

Alarm
2nd Alarm
Get up
Turn off laptop which is in my bed, I fall asleep watching things often..
Turn on desktop which is my room
Shower
Shave/Brush teeth etc
Go to my room, check email/facebook
Go downstairs
Eat/Drink
Read newspaper
Prepare for whatever I have planned

and damn this is a boring thread

 

[old.Tohtori]

Was I the only one who realised the link, then was quick enough to edit their post?

Not all care about such things, or know even, it just seemed Urgluf is mighty metrosexual/gay and i answered the question.

Who the f'ck is patrick bateman anyway?

 

[Helme]

Get up, turn off alarm, try to remember why I put on the alarm - then realise I did it because I wanted to eat breakfast at a decent time, then decide to skip it - go back to sleep and wake up around 13:00 and browse my laptop in bed for like 2 hours then go downstairs and eat the planned breakfast to return to my main PC til I go to bed/eat dinner.

Yeah that's pretty much it.

 

[Mikah75]

American Psycho character