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[georgie]

BBC News - Man used penis to assault female police officer

Quality.

 

[Shagrat]

either he is tall, has a very long willy or was confronted by the worlds shortest policewoman, but how in hells name did he, go form sitting on his sofa in his pants to standing up and:

"tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis"

im getting some very strange mental images from that....

 

[Downanael]

Does this mean it's actually illegal to swear around there?

"His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown. "

 

[mooSe_]

Maybe he stood on his sofa

 

[liloe]

Lol awesome ^^

 

[Ezteq]

tbh

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

he was in his own home drunk and sat on the sofa in his drawers...what the hell were the police even there for in the first place lol afaik it is perfectly legal to be drunk in your own house is it not?

I think it i was sat about in me pants chillaxin' and some sodding policeperson came to ruin my fun I too would probably consider (if I were a bloke) smacking them with my penis... a ridiculous weapon for a ridiculous situation; imo perfectly appropriate.