Porridge

[leviathane]

Have just rediscovered the taste sensation that is porridge and honey. Been years since i've had the stuff. Was walking around asda and thought to myself ye i really fancy some of that.
My gawd i lurves it i do

 

[pikeh]

chocolate Ready Brek = win!

 

[Edmond]

i put strawberry preserve in mine, Mmmmmm..............ftw

 

[Aoami]

Jam Edmond, Jam.

 

[Edmond]

on the 'Tesco Finest' jar, it says 'preserve' so nah...nah

 

[Shagrat]

jam in porridge, sooo good.

Golden Syrup is even better...oo oo wheres the bag of porridge oats.

<heads for kitchen>

 

[Edmond]

you have to careful not to put too much in though, it can get very sickly sweet

 

[Huntingtons]

sugar and rasins <3 or apple

 

[Bahumat]

ooh I love porridge too! I can eat it happily on its own, but sometimes i have a tea spoon of sugar.

 

[Amanita]

I love porridge as well, don't make it often enough because I am too lazy to wash out the mess that soya milk in porridge makes of the pain

Mashed banana or dried cranberries in porridge! The best.

Except when I nick some black pudding off chris.

 

[Uara]

Whiskey!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Porridge only tastes good 'cause your mommy made it when you were a kid and when it's brekkie time, your brain only realises "porridge/morning food, good, mommy good"

But yeah, porridge is rather nice at times. If someone else makes it. Own made porridge sucks, porridge shouldn't demand work. It's the last remrant of the 50s chauvinistic world

 

[Amanita]

Nah, my mother never made porridge. Your statement is flawed!

Porridge is ace because its something warm and full of carbohydrates in the morning.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nah, my mother never made porridge. Your statement is flawed!

You're a woman, you're a porridge provider, you don't know

Also if warmth and carbos are the only reason, i got something for you :lol:

 

[Amanita]

Women have mums too you know Oo

And we were once children! We don't sprout fully grown from our father's heads no matter what greek mythology says.

Although that would be in keeping with my Goddess status.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Women have mums too you know Oo

Yes but it's in your genes to cook and therefor like poridge, you don't count

 

[Amanita]

And thats just wishful thinking

 

[old.Tohtori]

And thats just wishful thinking

Oh no it's not

If we compare majorities, females know how to cook porridge whilt men don't

It's thine job and responsibility!

Also it's in your genes to well feed and keep warm a man going out for the hunt

 

[Amanita]

Well, my porridge-genes were inherited from my dad tbh.

Mum's porridge SUCKS!
Dad's porridge ROCKS!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, my porridge-genes were inherited from my dad tbh.

Mum's porridge SUCKS!
Dad's porridge ROCKS!

Ask your dad where he learned it

Does your dad have sisters?

Is he the only one to carry on his mothers porridgetage?

There are occasinal men who can do the porridge, and occasional women.

In the porridge line of work, we call these "all male litters" and "daddys tomgirls" :lol:

You can tell a lot from the porridge, and the porridge never lies

 

[Amanita]

Maybe you put too much store in porridge Oo

 

[old.Tohtori]

Maybe you put too much store in porridge Oo

Never, the porridge...it goes deeper then you think

 

[Bahumat]

Nah, my mother never made porridge. Your statement is flawed!

Porridge is ace because its something warm and full of carbohydrates in the morning.

I never had porridge as a kid and i'm a guy so its /facepalm for Mr Seel!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I never had porridge as a kid and i'm a guy so its /facepalm for Mr Seel!

And you just, first experiences with porridge, made it yourself and thought "Hmm, this is good"?

I doubt it.

I'm thinking, school, lunchlady, cold/rainy day out and porridge makes the day

You can deny it all you want, the truth is in the porridge! Some people realise this, i know who you are *points finger at screen*

 

[Bahumat]

And you just, first experiences with porridge, made it yourself and thought "Hmm, this is good"?

I doubt it.

I'm thinking, school, lunchlady, cold/rainy day out and porridge makes the day

You can deny it all you want, the truth is in the porridge! Some people realise this, i know who you are *points finger at screen*

Nah I wanted to try and eat better and lose some weight. My friend mentioned porridge was very good so I gave it a go.

First attempt was a bit too watery, 2nd attempt was nice and thick mmmm!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nah I wanted to try and eat better and lose some weight. My friend mentioned porridge was very good so I gave it a go.

First attempt was a bit too watery, 2nd attempt was nice and thick mmmm!

Who was this friend? A woman?!

 

[pikeh]

Two scoops of porridge/ready brek, heaped teaspoon of protein powder, scoop of choccie nesquik and milk = awesome before/after work out drink!

 

[Bahumat]

Who was this friend? A woman?!

Nah he's a guy who does weights etc

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nah he's a guy who does weights etc

You go and ask him if he enjoyed porridge his mama made. It's all connected. Porridge runs this world you know.

As a diabetic, it's hard to believe you didn't eat porridge before you started weight training, around here, it's like the main nutritient in hospitals, and if you're a diabetic, you've had hospital food

 

[Bahumat]

Haha i'm not weight training, i'm trying to lose weight. Figuer if I eat some porridge in the morning it will stop me from snacking before lunch. Works as well