Pork Poetry: a Haiku journey through spam

[Wij]

I'm trying to wash
Please pass me the soap someone
And who has farted

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

lol.....
Good one Wij

*$aw finds soap in corner...bends to pick it up...oah? *

 

[Summo]

Oh dear. I seem to have... um. Well... while I'm here... do you mind if I um... just do this for a little while?

Oh my...

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Wait this thread is about pork....
/me have idea...
to be continued!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Oh dear. I seem to have... um. Well... while I'm here... do you mind if I um... just do this for a little while?

Oh my...

Oh crap. If you got ther first then that must mean I...

uke:

 

[Summo]

eep!

 

[Testin da Cable]

gosh I always knew that showercam would make me rich

 

[Wij]

Oh no. My mum watches that cam

 

[Testin da Cable]

thank her from me

/me dials TVR dealer