Pork Poetry: a Haiku journey through spam

[old.$aw$aLL]

I like ur manners
still I can't find, hide age thing.
Date of birth, empty

 

[old.Kez]

Why do haikus always result in my reading them with an internal yoda voice?

"great anger sense in you, we do" etc.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Off work now, I am.
$aw$aLL waves bye-bye for now.
Go drink beer...tell lies.

ps. and watch a cowboy movie...woohoo! g'nite all....it was hot

 

[Testin da Cable]

cos you're reading them in line as opposed to context I think Kez
much confusion I sense in you
let go your anger
or something

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Originally posted by Kez
Why do haikus always result in my reading them with an internal yoda voice?

"great anger sense in you, we do" etc.

Been in the star wars thread too long....maybe? g'nite

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by $aw$aLL
Off work now, I am.
$aw$aLL waves bye-bye for now.
Go drink beer...tell lies.

ps. and watch a cowboy movie...woohoo! g'nite all....it was hot

gnight

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

gnight

Kiss

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh err good point there
now it will be cold tonight
/me chews on keyboard

 

[Wij]

interesting use of '/' as a syllable

 

[Testin da Cable]

I won't be baited

 

[Perplex]

Succulent pork rod
fleshy tenderness within
tend to my pork rod

 

[Summo]

Sorry? Are you talking to me? :/

 

[Perplex]

Bacon, gammon, ham
Trotters, scratchings, ribs and spam
Little piggies can!

 

[Wij]

I just love to dump
I open my arse and then
Drop filth and jobble

 

[Testin da Cable]

many times I am
fearing for Wij's poor toilet
that potty is worn!

 

[Wij]

do u remember
all my squirts related threads
ooh my poor batty

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Step from my shower
Wrap warm towel 'round myself
Good morn'...I am fresh!

 

[Summo]

You're telling me.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Hi! Ready 4 fun?
I'm always ready for this
Starts with g'morn kiss...

 

[Summo]

*blush*

*aroused*

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

"sweet"

"Oh my goodness"

 

[Wij]

Summo's got a stonk-on !

 

[Summo]

Sorry, everyone. My girlfriend's gone back to uni now, so... y'know...

It's because $aw$all keeps using the forum shower... I don't... I can't...

ooooh....

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Healthy man....
:strokehea
...like the definition of this smiley...
so true...

 

[Wij]

Aw, ffs. The shower floor is all sticky now

Next time I go first you two OK ? :/

 

[Perplex]

Why oh why do I,
Delete all my pron in a,
Post-pron wank-a-thon

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
It's because $aw$all keeps using the forum shower... I don't... I can't...

ooooh....

Caution...the floor may be wet
woops...ow ...tehe, I like water...

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Perplex
Why oh why do I,
Delete all my pron in a,
Post-pron wank-a-thon

It can only be sheer idiocy

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Forum shower... yes
Unisex, private, very big
Tables display pork

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Originally posted by $aw$aLL
Brentford resident

sounds better than Penge (whatever they mean)