Pork Poetry: a Haiku journey through spam

[old.charliealpha]

*ahem*

Why is it we find
A block made of pork pieces
To be so funny?

 

[old.charliealpha]

vacuum packed porker
bristly snub-nosed cuteness now
a smooth whoosh and mush

 

[old.charliealpha]

Oh, succulent SPAM,
I want to sink my teeth in
and taste your pork-joy.



ok, now you lot try

 

[Wij]

I have a big cock
You pimply twerps have small ones
Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[old.charliealpha]

Originally posted by Wij
I have a big cock
You pimply twerps have small ones
Ha ha ha ha ha

triumphantly he
laughs only to find sadly
it was all a dream

 

[Wij]

There's only 5 syllables in your second line.

I win

(You've amended it now. I still win )

 

[Perplex]

Pork is made of swine
I don't like eating swine much
lardass, fatty, crap

 

[old.charliealpha]

She sits on the shelf
Cold, coy pork product temptress
"Sodium," she coos.

 

[Perplex]

The drops fall, splish, splosh
Magnetically, they pool
"Lard sarnie?" he asks

 

[old.charliealpha]

It's not really ham,
It's more like pork-flavoured gum,
Sans minty-fresh breath.

 

[bodhi]

fuck right off you cunts
this shit is gay as frankie
so cunt off you twats


Yay the first offensive haiku!

 

[Summo]

The words form themselves
Such bitterness, such anger
Can only mean: Bod.

 

[Testin da Cable]

nice he is not now
poor scotsman name of Bodhi
stoofy he gets quick

 

[Summo]

The forum claims me
But TdC, where is he?
Rarely seen these days

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I lower my jeans
I lower my panties too
"Got Pork? Me thanks you!"

 

[Testin da Cable]

work keeps me far but
fear not for me as I am
with you in spirit

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

goosebumps I feel now
I cross the legs for control
too late...spam juice, ah

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
work keeps me far but
fear not for me as I am
with you in spirit

My heart grows stronger
My path is clear. Resolute
Can I spam for two?

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by $aw$aLL
goosebumps I feel now
I cross the legs for control
too late...spam juice, ah

A lady spammer?
And too, with such flithy mind?
You are welcome here.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by SomeGuy


My heart grows stronger
My path is clear. Resolute
Can I spam for two?

follow ardently
the path that has been set out
strewn with rose petals

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

yes!

$aw wiggles to cozy in...

Thanks SomeGuy :zzwhip:

 

[Testin da Cable]

lady spammer may
cause hormone overload with
some younger peeps here

 

[Summo]

Trousers rise and stir
What is happening to me?
Confusion. Fear. Cool.

:remykiss:

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Got P.O.R.K?
How I lub to hate the word
pork me, pork you, oops

 

[Wij]

Someguy has the horn
Stand back folks and cover well
*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE* is imminent

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

tehe fun
:smileysex

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
lady spammer may
cause hormone overload with
some younger peeps here

Good. Btw, ya'll are prolly younger than me.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'm going to make
a cup of tea that will rock
with choc-chip cookies

 

[Wij]

Where's Rev Flatus when u need him

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by $aw$aLL


Good. Btw, ya'll are prolly younger than me.

that may well be so
the profiles display our age
sometimes worth hiding



not asking tho hehe manners come into play sometimes...even with me