popcorn!

[Bodhi]

I used to put Ketchup on Bacon sarnies. Then I realised it was queer and wrong and put HP sauce on instead. Y'know, like on the advert? Surely if HP Sauce was for sausage sandwiches, they'd have used a sausage sandwich in the advert? See the evidence is in front of you, if you still think Ketchup is for bacon you're clearly the type of person who would prefer a fat cock in their ass to dipping their wick in a kebab.

You wouldn't put mayonaids on a fry-up would you? WELL DONT PUT KETCHUP ON A FUCKING BACON SARNIE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nath]

Some of us are not so easily influenced by the whims of advertising executives

 

[Bodhi]

Some of us know exactly how advertising works. All HP have done is put across their USP - HP sauce tastes great on bacon sarnies. People have known this for ages, HP just used a sterotypical use of their sauce - HP sauce. I seem to remember Hovis using brown sauce in their "pefect bacon sarnie" (I'd use Warburtons rather than Hovis personally), which just adds weight to my argument tbh. I'd also wager that Ketchup on bacon is for idots and Eastern Europeans.

And my PS2 is STILL better than your Xbox.

 

[Trem]

I'd also wager that Ketchup on bacon is for idots and Eastern Europeans.

LMAO!



How you like them apples ladies?

 

[TdC]

is it toasted cheesie or cheesed toastie?

 

[Ch3tan]

Erm. I like ketchup on my bacon sometimes, HP at others, I like salted popcorn and sweet, salt or sugar in my porridge depending on my mood.

Does this make me confused or just a schizo?

 

[Jupitus]

I'm gonna start banning people who don't get it soon..........:touch:

 

[UrganNagru]

Pffft both wrong, toffee butterkist is the one true way, failing that salted popcorn.
Sauce on a bacon sandwich, that just wrong, spoils the taste of pig.

 

[nath]

And my PS2 is STILL better than your Xbox.

And I STILL can't find anything I give less of a shit about

 

[Jupitus]

Bodhi - stop being a **** and get back to ketchup on bacon!:touch:

 

[Wij]

Brown sauce is much better than ketchup on a bacon sarnie but best of all is lots of REALLY crispy bacon (tastes saltier then), fried (cos I'm not gay), and then use the fat that comes off to fry the bread until it's crisp and soggy at the same time with dead pig juice. Slap the bacon in, eat, burp, fur arteries and smile.

Yumm0r !

 

[nath]

Grilled bacon is SO much better than fried. And not cos it's healthier or any gay shit like that, it just tastes SOOOOOOO much better.

 

[Wij]

Grilled bacon is SO much better than fried. And not cos it's healthier or any gay shit like that, it just tastes SOOOOOOO much better.

Harhar - teh gh3y \o/

 

[nath]

Peasant

 

[tris-]

Jesus christ the poofs got you as well?

no. trem just fucking face facts you piece of shit.

tomato sauce goes on bacon. i doubt even the jahovas witnesses are crazy enough to say brown sauce is for bacon.

brown goes on sausages. sausages are usually herby in flavour, even in the 2% pork ones that cost a pound for 600 of them. why would you mix the sweetness of tomato sauce with the herbyness of a fucking sausage?

you sir, are mad.

is it toasted cheesie or cheesed toastie?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

god damn it. there isnt even such things as these.

its a cheese toastie. which is bread, cheese, bread, put in a toastie oven or between two hot plates.

toasted cheesie? how the hell do you come up with these things

You wouldn't put mayonaids on a fry-up would you? WELL DONT PUT KETCHUP ON A FUCKING BACON SARNIE!!!!!!!!!!

i may do just to add to the fat content of the plate. cos im fucking hard.

 

[Trem]

You're a student who is experimenting with your sexual preferences tris, thats all I can say.

Ponce.

 

[Ch3tan]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

god damn it. there isnt even such things as these.

its a cheese toastie. which is bread, cheese, bread, put in a toastie oven or between two hot plates.

toasted cheesie? how the hell do you come up with these things

WTF!? WE were talking about cheese on toast, which even Trem can get right, how did you make the jump to cheese toasties.

 

[Trem]

Oh yeah didn't notice that, all I noticed was a scabby student calling me a piece of shit.

Tris = ponce.

 

[TdC]

oh but I thought we were talking about grilled cheese on toast! that's my definition of a cheese toastie tbh: slice of toast, wack a load of cheese on, under the grill until cheese looks a bit bubbley and browned, consume with brown sauce / ketchup.

that bread-cheese-bread thing between the hot plates is really only good with turkish garlic-sausage added plus chilli sauce. the dutch call that a toastie though it really isn't imo.

cheese on toast (non-grilled) is clearly only for winter-esque days when you wake up lusting for a nice cup of steaming tea: toast some bread, and while still hot, butter and slap on a few slices of cheese. consume once the cheese warms slightly and drink tea. complain about having to go to work, then contemplate calling in sick. then go to work

 

[Doomy]

Only one way for popcorn....... You are a sad deluded fuck if you think different. Clearly the poll maker is as the option isnt even there so I refuse to vote. Ladies and gentlemen, salty freshly buttered popcorn -

So good there is a jelly belly for the flavour.

And just to clear another thing, cheese on toast HAS to have salt and pepper on it with little slivers of fresh onion melted in. Salt on cheese is only crazy to people who have dodgy hearts and big fucking manboobs, probably caused by the whole sweet popcorn and bacon experimentation with sauces. Which incidentally is wrong again as a decent bacon sandwhich (bearing in mind im from the country that FUCKING INVENTED BACON) is naked with butter with only salt and pepper as optional seasoning.

Some of us are real men and dont like manmade sauces that remove the actual flavour of bacon. But upon reading all of these preposterous variations I guess you ALL like manmade sauces. All over your faces.

End thread now?

 

[DaGaffer]

My God, some of you people are philistines. All right-thinking people know that:

*Bacon Sarnies = Brown Sauce
*Sausage Sarnies = Brown Sauce and/or Mustard
*Ketchup on chips or burgers only (and chips should be dipped into ketchup, rather than ketchup on the chips)
*Cheese on toast should be unaldulterated by salt, but Worcestershire sauce is allowed.
*Sweet Popcorn at the cinema
*Salted Popcorn in a bar
*Butter Popcorn in a US cinema
*M&Ms of any type only if there is nothing else left
*Porridge with sugar unless you're Scottish and your taste buds have been destroyed by Irn-Bru, in which case, anything you like.

 

[TdC]

*Porridge with sugar unless you're Scottish and your taste buds have been destroyed by Irn-Bru, in which case, anything you like.

hear hear! don't even get me started on the vileness that is "irn-bru". tis a horrid drink

 

[nath]

*Salted Popcorn in a bar

I'm now a bit concerned about the type of bars you frequent.

 

[Bodhi]

hear hear! don't even get me started on the vileness that is "irn-bru". tis a horrid drink

I would cease to work if I couldn't get Irn-Bru. Honestly just sit there motionless, waiting for a sip of the orange nectar to get me going again.


Irn-Bru = teh yum, especially from a glass bottle.

 

[Sockstuff]

Looking at the people that have voted in the poll so far, it would seem all the brill people voted sweet and all the rubbish people voted salty.

Sorry tdc.

 

[Sharma]

My God, some of you people are philistines. All right-thinking people know that:

*Bacon Sarnies = Brown Sauce
*Sausage Sarnies = Brown Sauce and/or Mustard
*Ketchup on chips or burgers only (and chips should be dipped into ketchup, rather than ketchup on the chips)
*Cheese on toast should be unaldulterated by salt, but Worcestershire sauce is allowed.
*Sweet Popcorn at the cinema
*Salted Popcorn in a bar
*Butter Popcorn in a US cinema
*M&Ms of any type only if there is nothing else left
*Porridge with sugar unless you're Scottish and your taste buds have been destroyed by Irn-Bru, in which case, anything you like.

Absolutely completely and utterly fucking SPOT ON, sir.

 

[Sockstuff]

Absolutely completely and utterly fucking SPOT ON, sir.

Apart from the sausage saries. Ketchup is yummy with em.

 

[tris-]

sorry for my innapropriate behaviour. as punishment i will go sodomise my self with a broom stick and slap my self in the face with a mans a willy

 

[Ch3tan]

hear hear! don't even get me started on the vileness that is "irn-bru". tis a horrid drink

What what what! Irn-Bru is lovely. And I'm from the South.

 

[Trem]

sorry for my innapropriate behaviour. as punishment i will go sodomise my self with a broom stick and slap my self in the face with a mans a willy

*offers willy*