popcorn!

sweet or salted popcorn?

  • plain! additives are lame! I'm double 'ard!

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TdC

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during a recent discussion with a certain misguided person who will remain nameless. the idea was presented that salted popcorn, nectar of the gods, is in fact naff, because sweet popcorn rules.

also, the concept of salted porage was discussed. where said person disclosed that the salted varient was preferred, much to my chagrin :(


your thoughts on the subject please.
 

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sounds like you were talking to a crazed scottish gentleman.

salted popcorn is minging.
porridge with salt in it is minging.

salt is the dried up smegma from the end of satans cock.
 

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This isn't another food-related argument started by Trem is it? :eek:

(I'm a manly man!)
 

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nah: Trem is on death's door with the flu :) t'is Will who is the misguided one today ;)
 

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Salted popcorn!

It should be a law. If I was a dictator sweet popcorn would be banned and anyone caught eating it would be shot...right there on the spot.
 

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Teedles is often wrong about food things (see sandwich poll) and he is wrong about this, so very very wrong. You have to remember he is a hybrid jock though and they add all they can to their food to stop them reaching middle age.

Sweet all the way.
 

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Sweet popcorn. Popcorn is a munchie snack, and should be treated as such.

Salted porage is the one true way though. Next you'll be telling me you eat it sitting down. :eek:
 

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I voted for meat, mainly because you didnt give me the option for both. I eat popcorn plain, salted or sweet, depending on my mood. I also enjoy salted porridge, plain porridge or sweet porridge, sometimes with raisins sometimes with almonds. I dont wax.
 

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Trem said:
Teedles is often wrong about food things (see sandwich poll) and he is wrong about this, so very very wrong. You have to remember he is a hybrid jock though and they add all they can to their food to stop them reaching middle age.

Sweet all the way.

fie! I do like salty things. not crusty, just salty. not salted coffee though, I've heard that there are freaks and sailors who do that :eek:
 

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caLLous said:
Um, I think Will likes it sweet... as it were.

AHA!! My swift edit made you look mad :eek:


I misread the first post.

I'm ill :(

Hold me Cally :(

:eek:
 

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Will said:
Next you'll be telling me you eat it sitting down. :eek:

iirc last time I ate it I had such a hangover that I had to sit and keep very still :(
 

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sweet popcorn is disgusting :(

salted is the only way to go really...
 

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Salted does indeed muchly > sweet, although sweet is nice to have on occasion.
 

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Goddawmit! it has to be SWEET!

the only reason they salted the dawm stuff was so they could sell you MORE DRINKS!

do you not understand the conspiracy behind it all!?!
 

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Insane said:
Goddawmit! it has to be SWEET!

the only reason they salted the dawm stuff was so they could sell you MORE DRINKS!

do you not understand the conspiracy behind it all!?!

but i like having a drink as well :p

i am partial to the occasional butter popcorn microwaved nicely i must admit...
 

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Ormorof said:
but i like having a drink as well :p

But don't you see? That's BECAUSE you're having salt popcorn. The best way to control people is make them think they're in control.

FIGHT THE POWER


SWEET POPCORN FOREV... wait a sec, I don't even like popcorn. Nachos uber alles!
 

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egads I love nachos too. I could willingly eat them till I end up on a Jerry Springer show :(
 

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TdC said:
egads I love nachos too. I could willingly eat them till I end up on a Jerry Springer show :(

i bet youd dip them in salted poridge slime too.

you sick, sick man.
 

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*tempt Trem with proper guacamole nachos*

nah tris-, I only like sweet porage, and sweet+salt = teh naff!
 

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`mongoose said:
Popcorn is for girls.

Kebabs are where it's at!

M

Certainly a better idea. Popcorn is teh yuck !
 

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Sweet WITH BUTTER ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Geeks :p
 

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`mongoose said:
Popcorn is for girls.

Kebabs are where it's at!

M

The question now is:

Lamb Kebab?
Chicken Tikka Kebab?
Chicken Pakora Kebab?
Mixed Kebab?
All of the above?
 

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FS Chiken tikka kebab? What wierd Turkish/Indian hybrid do you have running your local grease factory?
 

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What crazy world is this? You don't take a kebab into the cinema, just like you don't buy popcorn on the way home from the pub on Friday night.
 

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