Poor Ben

[Maljonic]

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/nightlife/viewarticle.aspx?id=320929

ONLY two people turned up to a special book signing in Carlisle by comedian Ben Elton.

The two who did turn up were, however, pleased to see Elton.

Andy Coates, 33, said: “I didn’t realise he was here.”