Pontins southport

[Job]

So they are going bust, I pass this Pontins most days, it is a lovely area but just check out this disgruntled guests piccies.

Nasty

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Pretty horrible but I think the day of the holiday camp style place has long since gone.

 

[Job]

Jesus, read the reviews, how the fuck does that place stay open.
I'm gonna blag my way in next week to see for myself.

 

[Lamp]

TBH what do you really expect from grotty trailer-trash holidays like that? 5 Star Executive Suite accomodation at the Berkeley Hotel in London? Cheap as chips. You get what u pay for (generally)

 

[Sparx]

I used to go to Festival weekenders at these places. They made alot of money from mini festivals like Tidy Weekenders etc not at that pontins, one in Wales

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm gonna blag my way

Foreigner question; blag?

 

[Job]

blag: give the impression you are important, clever or have a right to be somewhere by making up some shit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Aaah, now that you mention it, think i've heard it somewhere.

 

[Bahumat]

Aaah, now that you mention it, think i've heard it somewhere.

One guy went to a film premier wearing a suit jacket. On the back in glitter it said something like "Cheer if you love Johnny Depp" so when he walked to the entrance, everyone was going mental! Not sure how long he stayed in the film premier for.