Polite and interesting conversation

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GDW

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Gosh , isnt it a beautiful day. The birds are singing, squirrels are gathering nuts and I thought Id start a new thread for polite and interesting conversation.
 
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old.Reverend Flatus

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Polite and interesting conversation?
On these forums?
Worth a try I suppose...ahem...

Good afternoon, how are you? Lovely weather for the time of year.
 
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old.plightstar

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Well hello and good afternoon, (sounds like a news reader)

and how is everybody on this fine and dandy afternoon.
 
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Will

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I am very well, thank you. I am about to eat my lunch, then I will be stuck at work untill 8pm, then I will venture home and play Max Payne (I know it's old now, but I reinstalled it last week) untill a certain drunk person gets home.:D They know who I'm talking about.
 
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Wij

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Yer me bez fuggin matesh. Ah fugging lub yus orll !!!

Heu-urgh.

Spurgh-ew-ack.

Sorree, muz hav bin summit ah et.

Ah fuggin luv mah bairns ah do. Ah has to bray em sumtimes tho, coz ah luv em so much. See ? It's cos a luv em ah as to kick thez heds in sometimes.

Heu-urgh.

*wee on slpiipers*
 
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old.Reverend Flatus

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Originally posted by Wij
Yer me bez fuggin matesh. Ah fugging lub yus orll !!!

Heu-urgh.

Spurgh-ew-ack.

Sorree, muz hav bin summit ah et.

Ah fuggin luv mah bairns ah do. Ah has to bray em sumtimes tho, coz ah luv em so much. See ? It's cos a luv em ah as to kick thez heds in sometimes.

Heu-urgh.

*wee on slpiipers*
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The secret's out, Wij is 8 Ace.
 
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Wij

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lerruz in ya fuggin b-b-b-bitch !!!

ah only wanna bray me awn bairns !
 
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Wij

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"ah fuggin luv oll o me bairns ah do. lerrus in an ah promise not to bray em like."

"wassat luv ? yul lerruz int house if ah'll go sign on to earn a proper honest giro ? £1.49 fer me bus fare ?"

"no probs, ah'll not go spending this on that ace. it's fuggin piss is the ace an ah'll not drink another fuggin drop evah agen. am a new man an am gonna bring home a decent living income support like a proppa fatha for me bairns te buy shoes and fags n all the stuff thev missed out on cossa the ace."

'bus fare, not ace, bus fare, not ace'

*enter shop*

"8 ACE !!!"
 
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xane

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< Raffles views the aforementioned deviant oaf lumber into the confectionary purchasing establishment >

"I say sir, does one consider that embargement to the primary position of this orderly line of fine citizens an act of decency ?"

"Might I suggest sir, that one would look particularly embarrased and stupid when one is attempting to consume corn on its cob when one does not possess a complete set of dentures"

"May I suggest that you reposition yourself forthwith or face the vigourous onslaught of fists upon ones tonsils"

"Come Bunny, let us purchase our booze for the electronic extravaganza of music of the house later this eve"
 
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Wij

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"Gerroff me ace yer fuggin b-b-bitch ! this fuggin p-p-piss as ruined me life. ah canna bray ma own fuggin bairns cossa this shite. alrite, you can av a sip if ye'll give old ace a lirrul kiss. ah cannat kiss ma own wife n bairns now cossa the ace. go an. jussa lirrul peck."

Bleeeeeeeeeeeee-ugh !

"oopsh. a'v gorrit all down yer chest. lemme wipe it off wi me hands and stuff."

"Gerroff me ace yer fuggin b-b-bitch !"

*piss*
 
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GDW

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Where I live conversation:

Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo. That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn't manage, the Planning Service haave. The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city. Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is proabbly as bad as you've heard it is. A ceratin inwardness, indicated by the lack of multiculturalism and people shouting "fruit" at you in the street for wearing asuit where, elsewhere, you would be admired for the ace face you are. Spides bombing round in crap cars belting out techno at full volume. Years before, it was Bob Marley mellowing out of the stereo and while there was more violence generally i was in a better mood.
 
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Nighty-

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Where I live: Sutton, one of the cleanest (rubbish/environmentally friendly) areas in the county. Lots of gangs of nike clad hooded black people with knives with the tracksuit bottoms rolled up LL Cool J stylé. Has lots of schools! Not a bad hospital. Sutton United are CRAP. Lots of people support Crystal Palace since that's not too far away. Wimbledon is about 10 minutes away by train, watching tennis is fun :D
I live in a typical 1940's suburbia semi-detatched house right next to a noisy road. Fun fun fun!
 
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Sir Frizz

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its good to see wij come back with a vengeance:D
 
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Testin da Cable

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friggin LOL

quumf v. To sit in waiting outside a public library in Blyth, for example, and sniff ladies bicycle seats as soon as possible after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge
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Testin da Cable

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serves me right for visiting that webby that the good rev pimp0red :D
 
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Wij

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I went to drown some kittens this morning but found there was already a dead otter in there and it had turned the water into poo tea :(
 
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old.plightstar

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What ever happened to the polite conversation, I joined yesterday.
 
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GDW

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yes I agree young sir. It was worth a try though. The responses confirm that it just isnt possible :clap:
 
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old.plightstar

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These forums, are just full of Barbarians
and primitives
 
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