Pointless memu thread of the week.

[old.Tohtori]

So.

We have FreddysHouse Off-Topic.

Aka, FH:OT.

Aka, F-HOT.

AKA FreddysHOT.

Now, from this day forwards, all denizens of F-HOT are known as...Freddys Hotties! Huh? Huh?

 

[Himse]

Ni.

 

[Dukat]

Someday I hope to be as mad as Toh, it looks like it might be really good fun

 

[Sharma]

Ni.

I concur.

 

[Rubric]

I concur.

i bet you do,

Pervert.

 

[Laddey]

sad

 

[Huntingtons]

happy!

 

[Cerb]

lethargic!

 

[Sparx]

Hamsters are rodents belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae. The subfamily contains about 18 species, classified in six or seven genera. Hamsters come in lots of different colours and shapes. [1] Because they are easy to breed in captivity, hamsters are often used as lab animals and kept as pets in more economically developed countries. Over recent years they are very commonly used as pets for the common family.

Hamsters are crepuscular. In the wild, they burrow underground in the daylight to avoid being caught by predators. They are most active around dusk and dawn, which has led many people to mistake them for being nocturnal. In the wild they will eat any wheat, nuts and small bits of fruit and vegetables that they might find lying around on the ground, occasionally eating small insects such as small crickets or mealworms. Hamsters got their name from the German word "Hamstern" which means to hoard. They have elogated fur lined pouches on both sides of their heads which extends to their shoulders, which they stuff full of food to be brought back to the colony or eaten later.

Their diet contains a variety of foods both in the wild and when kept as a pets including dried food, berries and nuts, hard boiled or scrambled eggs, chicken and turkey. Fresh fruits and vegetables are also an integral part of their diet. Behavior really depends on their environment, genetics, and interaction with people.

 

[Roalith]

The architect behind the London Eye shares birthdays with the creator of the Eiffel tower!

 

[Bahumat]

Baby Jebus is also known as Baby Jesus!

 

[crispy]

Baby Jebus is also known as Baby Jesus!

However Raptor Jesus is almost always wrongly referred to as Jesus.

 

[Wonk]

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

 

[Shagrat]

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top

 

[Marc]

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

a good question to ask a woman you are attracted to at a bar is "Do you like fire" If she says YES, you cna sleep with her, but make sure its at her place, and make sure you leave a psychiatrists number in place of your own.

 

[Lamp]

Homosexual incest

 

[Sharma]

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

I'm sure my time is higher..

Also, useless tidbit of info, the first HDTV was developed in 1958 for military use, it's resolution was just short of that of a 1080i HDTV today.

 

[Ezteq]

i was sat in my office when this dame walked in, she had the kind of legs that went all the way up, without the assistance of a stanna stairlift.

She stood in the door way smoking, i offered her an extinguisher before she began to blister. "Thanks" she said "My name is Irrelevant, I have a big issue that needs dealing with" I took a sip of my jim beam from an old mug "Sure Miss Ellivant" I said, and handed her the waiste basket, "Thanks, I hate that magazine but they always guilt me in to buying it".

I offered her a chair, she said it wouldnt match her interior design and sat down on the edge of my desk. By this time things were heating up, something big was about to go down and i had a feeling that the dutchie was going to be passed on the left hand side, i was sure i was right. "how can I help you" I said, she gave me a look that could unclog a drain, there was a gentle gurgling from the sink behind me.

"Theres a guy, I think he's been watching me, every time i pass him he undresses me with his eyes" who could blame him "He must have really dextrous eye lids, do you know his name?" she lit up a cigarette and tossed the match out the window "I dont know who he is or what he wants but every time i get home at night he's there in my yard" I was puzzled. "What does he do in your yard?" I asked "He digs!" she cried, "Every morning theres a freshly dug hole in my garden, i just dont know what to do!" she hurled herself off the desk and wirrled round at me "I'm at my wits end!".

So here was this dame with a mystery man watching her, digging up her garden every night, when she told me about the hole and i saw how much it distressed her, i did the only thing a guy could do.



I told her I'd look in to it.













The case book of Jimmy Spatula PI

 

[Sharma]

The moment I saw the word "Dame" i read it entirely like one of those narrated smoky detective films, they rawk!

 

[Ezteq]

good sharma, thats exactly how i ment it to be read


*gifvs parmo*

 

[Roalith]

The first Eskimo Bible was printed in Copenhagen in 1744.

 

[Dukat]

ENGLAND BEGINS WITH THE LETTER 'E'!!!"!!1

as do the words:

Egg
Emu
England
Egg
England
Emu

!! STRANGE BUT TRUE

 

[echome]

My name is Stefan.

 

[Sharma]

Much like the rest of europe.

Except for sweden where the other half are called Anders.

 

[Hawkwind]

Baby Jebus is also known as Baby Jesus!

So are 1000 Mexican's born every week. Although they incorrectly pronounce it as 'hesus', go figure!