Poems

[Danhyr]

Mids are scum
i hit my drum
and sing
as mids dance in a ring
naked norse
on a horse
kobbie and troll
take a stroll

Hibs are green
elfs are lean
luris are small
firbys are tall
celts are wimps
treemen are gimps

Albs are the best
they take there test
and destroy all
and never fall
Win there battle
We never tattle
Albs forever!!!!!

Danhyr

 

[Stacey_Valentine]

i'll have whatever he's on please ^^ nice1 thou mate =D

 

[Tasslehoff]

Albs declare love to men
All would want a real Ken!
They whine and zerg but disappear
Every time a mid is near
Cause they are chikens at heart
Renown for their abilitys to fart
The strong men in their little land
Are wearing kittles and have shaved legs that'r tan.

Hibbies are like up to the trees
Summing around playing bees
Not a proper thought in their head
And they ain't properly fed
They are thin as small sticks
And lurikeens often licks
In the ears of bigger elfs
But they'd rather do it with themselfs

Mids is the place of great accomplishment
With valour we go out and send
Wicked spells and arrows at our enemies
Till they are down in their knees
Then we cut off their head
When they all lie down, dead
Midgard you will kill never
Cause their is one rule, Midgard forever.

 

[Archeon]

Heres my effort...

Zerg - Zerg - Zerg - Zerg.
Zerg - Zerg - Zerg.
...
Zerg - Zerg - Zerg - Zerg.
Zerg - Zerg - Zerg - Zerg.
Zerg - Zerg - Zerg.
...
...
...
Zerg - Zerg - Zerg - Zerg.
Zerg - Zerg - Zerg.

And yes, sombody has been watching too much Blackadder goes Fourth

 

[Gasoline]

Ode to Albion

Running through the valleys of Emain Macha,
While skalds shout their songs, and bards singing la-la,
You soon begin to realise that albs weren't there
To be beaten, like others, fair and square.

Taking an alb keep, bashing down the door,
You get so close, you can see rust there for sure.
When they arrive en masse, they zerg you to the floor.
The Knights in Shining Armour aren't shining anymore. :kissit:

Who'd have thought that the civilised race
would be the ones putting their realm to disgrace?
They come in zergs, not 1 group, but 4!
The Knights in Shining Armour aren't shining anymore. :kissit:

Their classes are too tough, but Mythic don't care.
They couldn't give a damn that we're ripping out our hair.
When the Albs jump on you you see blood, guts and gore...
The Knights in Shining Armour aren't shining anymore. :kissit:

It takes quite some nerve to do what they do,
Higlander zergs, yelling "Och aye the noo!"
But their tactics remain, without a single flaw.
The Knights in Shining Armour aren't shining anymore. :kissit:

 

[Makarilli]

Sitting and crying the loss of our keep
MOMMA come help me the shit is too deep
Mids are around, I hide in my hole
I am too noobish to be playing my role

The rabbits and worms are all of my kin
where shall I hide, to whom shall I whine
I am weak, I am chicken and I am unable to learn
MOMMA come help me the shit is too deep

Disgrace and dishonour
inheritage of my clan
I wish I was a Middy
I am wetting my pants :kissit:
MOMMA come help me the shit is too deep

 

[crz]

hahaha 3 and 6 those pwn