Poems from Rudolf (for Alpha)

[Urme the Legend]

Yesterday Rudolf wanted too join our guild in Odin's Gate so he could kill some albs with us. Unfortunate(sp?) Alpha was in Jamtland And killed him twice.. before he reached Odin's Gate.
Rudolf got pissed and wrote some poems about it
He posted this on Fellowship of Midgards forum.

Originally posted by Rudolf
Poem By Rudolf the Rednosed Gimp

Dawn is near,
almost here,
the front is clear,
why do I feel fear?

Day goes on,
still nothings wrong,
but now the sound,
of a ministrel song!

Noones there,
where is he, where?
paralyzed as i am,
blades swing through the air.

Swords are swinging,
bards are singing,
albs are mingling,
"kill him kill him, LETS!"
I am yet another one,
of Alphas targets!


Lumberjack Song

(ref)oooh! I was killed today and you were too!
We sleep all night and we get killed all day.

Yesterday i went to Odins,
i was grief killed by an alb!

(ref)oooh! I was killed today and you were too!
We sleep all night and we get killed all day.

We all hate that alpha,
yes he's a poopiepant!

oooh! I was killed today and you were too!
We sleep all night and we get killed all day.

 

[Arnor]

Go Rudolf!

 

[mohaddyn]

Grats Alpha!

 

[mirak_naijmi]

Alpha, u made this guy start a anti alpha sb just for u, dont u feel bad about this? I mean how could u do this to a thane of all classes? Their gimps! Be nice to em man!

<---MIRAK!

 

[angrysquirrel]

i heard something more suitable on tv once..


oh yes you fuck your uncle, uncle fucker
oh yes you fuck your uncle, uncle fucker
yes you fuck him every day,
infact you fucked him yesterday !

etc..

just thought me and my bottle of wine and beers from before would share that with you....

 

[karlophin]

hehe quite funny

 

[Dr. Mangler]

LoL The friggin Überwhiners can´t even take a serious joke.. it´s so sad to see, but then again as gimped as albclasses are the players must be that too...

 

[mastade]

Great poem

 

[old.LandShark]

Originally posted by mirak_naijmi
Alpha, u made this guy start a anti alpha sb just for u

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAH
HAH
hAHAAHHahHahah
nnhmmh....
heheh..
Is it an R9 buffbotted SB? Otherwise I'd really not fancy its chances

 

[solersor]

lol alpha u r driving ppl mad but all in all some good poems there from rudolf :great:

 

[mirak_naijmi]

Originally posted by old.LandShark



AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAH
HAH
hAHAAHHahHahah
nnhmmh....
heheh..
Is it an R9 buffbotted SB? Otherwise I'd really not fancy its chances

U alpha? Anyways, im rr4 and seldom use bb, everytime alpha and i fought he runs...i dunno if even a rr9 sb with uber bb can take down SoS, taking down alpha isnt a problem thou. I did it once at rr3....nuff said!

<---MIRAK!

 

[Alpha Male]

Originally posted by mirak_naijmi


U alpha? Anyways, im rr4 and seldom use bb, everytime alpha and i fought he runs...i dunno if even a rr9 sb with uber bb can take down SoS, taking down alpha isnt a problem thou. I did it once at rr3....nuff said!

<---MIRAK!

Umm, lol?..i never run from a solo SB...but then again a solo SB is a very rare occurance =)...if by SoSing you mean me legging it from several (sometimes 4 or so) SB's, then yes sure i do..but not just from you..dont flatter yourself =)

TBH,i dont even remember ever seeing you - and ive def never been beaten by you one vs one =)

 

[inuyasha]

Originally posted by mirak_naijmi


U alpha? Anyways, im rr4 and seldom use bb, everytime alpha and i fought he runs...i dunno if even a rr9 sb with uber bb can take down SoS, taking down alpha isnt a problem thou. I did it once at rr3....nuff said!

<---MIRAK!

Hehe.....

No way mate D

You would MABY have a chanse 1 on 1 with beta boy...

But Alpha > j00 .D

 

[mirak_naijmi]

I only tell what i see mates But since ure so overselfconfident over there in alb you go on believing what u want...

<---MIRAK!